I wonder what the children will look like.
Some states are slower than others. Washington didn’t ban sex with animals until 2005 - and that was only after a guy died due to internal injuries sustained during intercourse with a horse:
(probably NSFW)
Some states are slower than others. Washington didn’t ban sex with animals until 2005 - and that was only after a guy died due to internal injuries sustained during intercourse with a horse:
(probably NSFW)
I…think I need to throw up.
I’m laughing, though, so it will probably come out my nose.
~VOW
So you’re saying the reporting sucks & that they just swept it under the rug so to speak?
You know what they’re like in Mason County. Always trying to keep a lid on things.
Of course!
“Wil-burrrr!”
The funny thing is that now if anyone Googles “Nolene Renee Horn” the first 50 hits will be about bestiality. Christopher Jones is lucky because his name is far more common.
Waaay ot, but the lyrics, “no one can talk to a horse of course” are bull shit. Anyone can talk to a horse at any time, it’s just that the horse, under most circumstance, won’t answer back. Glad to get that off my chest.
What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer?
Anyone can talk to a horse, of course. But it takes a special kind of individual (like Robert Redford) to whisper to a horse. Most people talk WAY TOO LOUD, offending the horse’s delicate sensibilities.
How would I know for sure if the horse has feelings for me? Would it share a strand of oat straw with me?
(ETA: Dolphins are known to share their fish with people. Really. I’ve read stories about it and seen it myself.)
I knew I would regret opening this. I did it anyway.
I’m spitballing, but I’m thinking the geniuses posted it online and waited for the big bucks to roll in.
I’m going to click on this one too. Damnit.
Are we talking money or …?
You’ll know it when you see it.
I didn’t know what they’re like in Mason County, and I must say it’s jarring to hear about it.
If this is a political crack, you do know if was a union state, right? Even so, the confederacy had de jure illegal slavery before KY, MD, DE, etc. per the Emancipation Proclamation.
Does that meant that they don’t know which one got frisky with Fido, or is there a separate third dog rapist running free? :eek:
You don’t think Horn and Jones shot their three way off a tripod, do you?
There are instructional documentaries available on the internet.
100% was expecting this to be one of those silly threads with a naughty double meaning that turned out to be a humorous and light-hearted anecdote.