The Scottish sheep farmer CAN get some satisfaction?
Okay, but are there also pics of the babies? (Maybe National Enquirer has some?)
When a farmer has sex with a sheep, he always does so at the edge of a cliff. Do you know why?
It’s so the sheep will push back.
Speaking of 1976, that’s when Missouri’s Extermination Order permitting the outright murder of Mormons was rescinded.
If you were a cub reporter and you were told that someone was charged with doing “something and/or something”, do you think a follow-up question might come to mind?
Mick Jagger says “Hey, you, get offa my cloud”, but the Scottish farmer says “Hey, McLeod, get offa my ewe!”
ETA: Thanks for the setup!
I keep missing the “the” in the thread title and thinking this is a Cafe Society thread where the the OP is looking for examples of bestiality in bluegrass music. And I’m like “Wait, is that a thing?”
Pinkard & Bowden - “Driving Others To Christ Through Barnyard Innuendo”
Nah, it’d be, now think of if the Beatles had written about that
You’d have songs like "something in the way she moo’s’, ha ha ha ha, attracts me like no other heifer
How about, if I had a heifer I’d have her in the morning, I’d have her in the evening, all over my land
Or how 'bout, how 'bout ‘you gotta kiss an Angus good morning’
Or how 'bout group sex with animals you’d have songs like, uh, this lamb is your lamb, this lamb is my lamb, this lamb was made for you and me
That’s sick
Is it not written:
If you’re feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
Or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.
You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
Like rats, mice, and roaches, if you’re not discernin’.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call–
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The Emancipation Proclamation didn’t end slavery in Kentucky or other slave states that were still in the Union. Slavery was ended in the US by the ratification of the 13th Amendment in 1865, but Kentucky didn’t ratify that amendment until 1976.
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