I don’t go to Home Depot anymore. I used to work there back in college in the paint department.
I went to a different one a few years later, looking for a gusset. I ended up leaving with a ball valve, wooden trusses, and one hell of a carbide-tipped bit. All of this without the female joints. :smack:
Tripler
Man, sometimes all a guy needs is just a good dovetail.
[QUOTE=Giles]
Please tell us which Home Depot they are operating at, so that we can check this out ourselves (with empty wallets, of course).
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Stay out of this Ohio, we’ll just keep them to ourselves.
[QUOTE=jjimm]
Ladies - if a man comes to the door and asks to see your tits, do not show them to him.
It is a scam: he is only trying to see your tits.
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What is it about guys always wanting to look at a pair of small birds?
*Why yes, I am aware that jjimm is in GB and of the obvious double entendre, why do you ask?
[QUOTE=racer72]
A few years ago I borrowed $100 from a buddy of mine. When I went to his house to pay him back, he had run an errand but was going to be returning soon. His wife, who had some of the nicest jugs I had ever seen told me I could come in and wait for him. While waiting I just could not get my eyes off his wife’s boobs. I finally worked up the nerve to ask her if I could see her boobs, I would even give her $100. To my surprise she agreed, raised her shirt and gave me an eyeful. After 5 minutes I told her I had to go so I gave her the money. She told me she would tell Dave I stopped by, I told her to tell Dave I gave her the money I owed him.
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Clever, that.
I wish I had the nerve. I’ve done some electrical work for some rather well-to-do’s and for some very nice looking clients. “You know, rather than paying me in cash…”
'Cept I always seem to need the money more than I need an eye-full of boobies.
I don’t really mean that
Uncommon Sense was lying?
I’ve been at Home Depot every day for a week, taking stuff in and out of my trunk.
You suck, buddy!
Peace,
mangeorge
[QUOTE=mangeorge]
taking stuff in and out of my trunk.
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Jesus man! What you do in the privacy of your home is fine, but in the parking lot? That’s just rude. 
[QUOTE=mangeorge]
Uncommon Sense was lying?
I’ve been at Home Depot every day for a week, taking stuff in and out of my trunk.
You suck, buddy!
Peace,
mangeorge
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No, you are just either hideous or look incredibly poor.
[QUOTE=Philster]
No, you are just either hideous or look incredibly poor.
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Or he’s an elephant.
[QUOTE=Philster]
No, you are just either hideous or look incredibly poor.
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Picture Quasimoto’s ugly twin, driving a trashed '63 Dodge Dart. It has a trunk.
So!
Oh, I see.
Move to West Virginia.
[QUOTE=Tripler]
I don’t go to Home Depot anymore. I used to work there back in college in the paint department.
I went to a different one a few years later, looking for a gusset. I ended up leaving with a ball valve, wooden trusses, and one hell of a carbide-tipped bit. All of this without the female joints. :smack:
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This reminds me of the time Mrs. J. and I were picking up supplies at Home Depot. I met her near the front registers and said “Hey, I got some caulk”. She shushed me, don’t know why.
[QUOTE=Philster]
Oh, I see.
Move to West Virginia.
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Why? Whaddya gonna do to me?
[QUOTE=Philster]
Oh, I see.
Move to West Virginia.
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As that is where I am from, I think that comment is unnecessary and untrue.
Why is it that a stereotype against a state is okay, but if you made fun of a persons race, religion, or sexual orientation, it is hate speech?
[QUOTE=jtgain]
As that is where I am from, I think that comment is unnecessary and untrue.
Why is it that a stereotype against a state is okay, but if you made fun of a persons race, religion, or sexual orientation, it is hate speech?
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Hey, I’m from California. Wanna compare put-downs?
BTW; are you saying that for me to be in West Virginia would be some kind of insult?
Wanna see an insult? 
(read the addy)
Probably not supposed to do that, but our Philster’s probably going to say that ain’t him.
I can’t get past the question of why the sight of scantily-clad women outside in November in butt-freezing Wisconsin isn’t making someone suspicious. . . .
[QUOTE=BJMoose]
I can’t get past the question of why the sight of scantily-clad women outside in November in butt-freezing Wisconsin isn’t making someone suspicious. . .
.
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:dubious:
Testosterone man, testosterone. Clouds the senses.
[QUOTE=BJMoose]
I can’t get past the question of why the sight of scantily-clad women outside in November in butt-freezing Wisconsin isn’t making someone suspicious. . . .
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Have you seen scantily clad women in cold weather? You should.
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]
Have you seen scantily clad women in cold weather? You should.
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Not around here. Kansas girls are too damned sensible.
[QUOTE=BJMoose]
Not around here. Kansas girls are too damned sensible.
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…except that one with the dog and the funny shoes.
[QUOTE=Kuboydal]
…except that one with the dog and the funny shoes.
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I saw the unrated version, made some years later of course. Where the tinman got his part.
:eek: