I don’t go to Home Depot anymore. I used to work there back in college in the paint department.
I went to a different one a few years later, looking for a gusset. I ended up leaving with a ball valve, wooden trusses, and one hell of a carbide-tipped bit. All of this without the female joints. :smack:
Tripler
Man, sometimes all a guy needs is just a good dovetail.
Stay out of this Ohio, we’ll just keep them to ourselves.
What is it about guys always wanting to look at a pair of small birds?
*Why yes, I am aware that jjimm is in GB and of the obvious double entendre, why do you ask?
Clever, that.
I wish I had the nerve. I’ve done some electrical work for some rather well-to-do’s and for some very nice looking clients. “You know, rather than paying me in cash…”
'Cept I always seem to need the money more than I need an eye-full of boobies.
I don’t really mean that
Uncommon Sense was lying?
I’ve been at Home Depot every day for a week, taking stuff in and out of my trunk.
You suck, buddy!
Peace,
mangeorge
Jesus man! What you do in the privacy of your home is fine, but in the parking lot? That’s just rude. 
No, you are just either hideous or look incredibly poor.
Or he’s an elephant.
Picture Quasimoto’s ugly twin, driving a trashed '63 Dodge Dart. It has a trunk.
So!
Oh, I see.
Move to West Virginia.
This reminds me of the time Mrs. J. and I were picking up supplies at Home Depot. I met her near the front registers and said “Hey, I got some caulk”. She shushed me, don’t know why.
Why? Whaddya gonna do to me?
As that is where I am from, I think that comment is unnecessary and untrue.
Why is it that a stereotype against a state is okay, but if you made fun of a persons race, religion, or sexual orientation, it is hate speech?
Hey, I’m from California. Wanna compare put-downs?
BTW; are you saying that for me to be in West Virginia would be some kind of insult?
Wanna see an insult? 
(read the addy)
Probably not supposed to do that, but our Philster’s probably going to say that ain’t him.
I can’t get past the question of why the sight of scantily-clad women outside in November in butt-freezing Wisconsin isn’t making someone suspicious. . . .
:dubious:
Testosterone man, testosterone. Clouds the senses.
Have you seen scantily clad women in cold weather? You should.
Not around here. Kansas girls are too damned sensible.
…except that one with the dog and the funny shoes.
I saw the unrated version, made some years later of course. Where the tinman got his part.
:eek: