Beware of this latest Home Depot scam!

[FordPrefect]

@Uncommon Sense

Have you seen scantily clad women in cold weather? You should.

If you’re not careful they can put an eye out…

[Hampshire]

@missbunny

Nobody has heard this before except me? It’s old!

Funny, but old. (Well you know, old in Internet terms - which means a year or two.)

I heard this a couple years ago also.