Oh, and one strange thing.
There were 17 children of these Twin/Twin parents.
All the kids called both men Dad and both women Mom.
Skeevy, I know.
Oh, and one strange thing.
There were 17 children of these Twin/Twin parents.
All the kids called both men Dad and both women Mom.
Skeevy, I know.
I just know I had an identical twin.
My Mom just picked the one she liked and threw the other one out the window on the way home.
Oh…wait. Dang it!
I always render my daydreams null and void, like this.
What if my Mom liked my twin Sister better?
She removed a sock and in the sunlight threw me out instead. And she thought she had the right twin.
Gah?!?!
Wait. How did she ever figure it out?
Man oh man! She got the dud, with me. Oh, wait that ain’t me.
I hate myself
No wait…I hate my twin sister.
Dammit. Shut up beck.
Oh. My name might be another name.
Or maybe Mom started calling me her name.
Would that make me be me, for real.
Ok. I’m getting an genetic test.
Oh, that wont work.
Next up on Hallmark channel:
‘I was switched at birth, by my own Mother’
Starring: Reese Witherspoon.
A heart wrenching saga of growing up not yourself.
Sorry, I wasn’t talking about the two sets of twins who married, I was talking about their children.
Glad to hear you’re doing better, Beck!
I was afraid I didn’t make it clear.
I kinda confuse myself, some days.
Wife cut those off as soon as they got home.
Beck is home, Beck is home, Beck is home!
(thorny’s still catching up.)
What did you guys do to figure who was who
Welcome home, Beck. Stay awhile.
StG
She spent an afternoon looking for a tell. I’m still not sure she got it right.
Because the bottom of the lake is the natural home of all trolling motors.
The toenail polish is seeming pretty smart, now.
And cel phones, it seems. He’s sure lost a bunch of them.
The thing about the whole ordeal is he lamented the loss of his fish diary, for days.
I was bumfuggled about that.
Who keeps a fish diary? And I didn’t know he could even write.
Son-of-a-wrek gets a wistful look on his face when it’s brought up in conversation.
Then he cracks up😂 Big Wrek says, Dude don’t you have somewhere else to be? When it gets bad.
In my ever-expanding knowledge and appreciation of the English language, TIL two new terms that magnificently expand my vocabulary: “fish diary” and “bumfuggled”!
See, I teach.
I’m just nice like that🤭
heh as someone who fished a bit … a fish diary is where you take a picture of the fish you caught and you write down when and where you caught it … Mine is somewhere in my grandma’s keepsakes ay my dads it was a “kids first fishing diary” it used to be an actual book … now with phones the way they are there’s probably an app for it
Some people show off their kids and grandkids … fishing people show off the fishing pics lol
I need to visit there one day tho the family wrek sounds like mine used to be as a kid …
**Update**
Jojo got a good report.
The Vet says Monday he’ll poke around in Jojo’s neck to test the infection tracks.
And then he can come home.
I’m excitedand scared.
Jojo adventures to come.
I just know this one has got to be a helluva ride!
Go go Jojo!
Now this is funny!