Big D jokes

MDISB if you try to get its length with the iOS Measure app your iPhone will explode like a Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

My dick is so big, it has wrapped around the sun 23 times and is still keeping this thread going

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

MDISB it had to get its own COVID vaccination.
And it still wears a mask.

MDISB Trump hides behind it during his assassination attempts
MDISB Diddy ran out of baby oil when he lubed it up
MDISB Trump threatened to tariff my jizz if he gets reelected

By the way, the original jokes by Drew Carey can be found in his book “Dirty Jokes And Beer”.
Yes, it is also an Audiobook.
Yes, Drew Carey narrates it.