Bill Clinton's penis a lock to move back into White House?

[kaylasdad99]

@Mince

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President will now bake the Inaugural Pot Pie.

And coming up, She will give the annual State of The White House Drapes Address.

Draperies. “Drape” is a verb.

[Lobohan]

@adaher

I think what you’re really worried about is just how much he’d sell out his wife to avoid the revelation.

You really are a mealy clot of shit.

[Frank]

@Mince

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President will now bake the Inaugural Pot Pie.

Cookies, damn it! She will stay home and bake the Inaugural Cookies.

[adaher]

@Lobohan

You really are a mealy clot of shit.

I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards?

[Frank]

@adaher

I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards?

This is not about John Edwards. This is about you.

[adaher]

Actually, it’s about Bill Clinton if you want to be technical.

[botsgotme]

Implications of having a pedophile predator in the WH:
-female interns must be warned
-no unaccompanied minor females allowed on tours
-state dinners must have the “First Husband” watched by Secret Service
Good times!

[Fear_Itself]

@botsgotme

Implications of having a pedophile predator in the WH:
-female interns must be warned
-no unaccompanied minor females allowed on tours
-state dinners must have the “First Husband” watched by Secret Service
Good times!

Can I watch your head explode after the election?

[running_coach]

@botsgotme

Implications of having a pedophile predator in the WH:
-female interns must be warned
-no unaccompanied minor females allowed on tours
-state dinners must have the “First Husband” watched by Secret Service
Good times!

When did he involve anyone underage?

[adaher]

He himself didn’t, but he sure didn’t mind palling around with one.

[Fear_Itself]

@adaher

He himself didn’t, but he sure didn’t mind palling around with one.

So, guilt by association then?

[Siam_Sam]

@Mince

Uh, wind instruments need air to escape. One hole does not allow that.

Oh, something escapes, all right. Trust me.

[running_coach]

@adaher

He himself didn’t, but he sure didn’t mind palling around with one.

From here.

Now it’s perfectly fair to question Clinton’s judgment in hanging around with a man who turned out to be a sleazebag. Between 2002 and 2005, Clinton sometimes flew on Epstein’s jet to the tycoon’s private Caribbean island, where Epstein is alleged to have kept underage girls as sex slaves, according to press reports that followed a lawsuit against Epstein.

A tantalizing story line—but here are some other details.

Clinton apparently broke off his friendship with Epstein after the police investigation of him was reported, a probe that led to the **2008 **conviction.

[Smeghead]

@adaher

I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards?

What the fuck?

You have your synapses set on “random shuffle” again.

[Siam_Sam]

@adaher

I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards?

Is this some sort of weird variation on “I know I am, but what are you?”

[adaher]

More, why are you so mad at me instead of at the guys who are actively sabotaging your favored party?

[Fear_Itself]

@adaher

More, why are you so mad at me instead of at the guys who are actively sabotaging your favored party?

Because you can’t resist the desire to mischaracterize the facts.

[Lucas_Jackson]

@adaher

I am not an advocate of dirty politics, but when a party disregards the most basic tenets of morality and sense, much as Bill Clinton himself did, then it actually does good to teach them the error of their ways by making them fully reap the consequences of their decision.

Bill Clinton’s affairs aren’t important? Let’s see what happens when he’s blackmailed. Better us than foreign governments. He’s already demonstrated that he’ll do anything to get out of having his affairs revealed. Does anyone here think he’d bravely do the right thing if faced with that choice?

Please tell me how your front runner is better. Clinton got a blowjob. Trump has had numerous affairs, one which he actually left his wife for. Is that your idea of basic tenets of morality?

[Lobohan]

@adaher

I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards?

You’re such a liar, that you pretend I’m supporting John Edwards.

You’re dishonest filth.

[Morgenstern]

@Subterraneanus

You need a hobby.

@adaher

After 2016, it will be complaining about the Republicans not getting anything useful done despite having control of everything.

He meant something like paint by numbers.