Yep, Milo’s 33 today – the age at which both Jesus Christ and John Belushi died.
On a less fatalistic note, one of my favorite things on my birthday is how the newspapers give you your special, more detailed Horoscope.
Any wannabe Astrologers want to give it a shot?
Is my moon in the Fifth House, and if so, what does that mean?
will give you a detailed chart for free… you do need to know what time you were born.
Happy Birthday - things get better from now on!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Milo
Happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Milo.
Here is your personal horoscope:
Because you were born on the ascending cusp, you have a disposition.
You rarely pay attention to people you have not met, and few of your friends are strangers to you.
You will, in later years, contract a disease that will prove fatal. However, you will survive it, only to find yourself alive. You will eventually be stolen by Gypsies and sold into slavery in a far-away eastern land. There you will so charm the sultan that he will make you the Grand Vizier.
You will be surrounded by very beutiful women, and, although you are a eunuch, you will enjoy their company.
Then one of them will stab you in a fit of jealousy.
Just for you, Milo a birthday poem.
If you want to know who controls your soul
don’t look to Mars or Venus;
Look instead to the President
for the danger’s in his penis.
[author unknown]
This is from the Skeptic’s Dictionary oddly enough.
So, when’s that BBQ on Lake Charlevoix?