I know it’s just my dirty mind, but these two jumped off the screen at me:
Fathers and daughters
**What are your relationship “red flags”? **
I have one, but it’s not as funny:
**Atheists, would this bother you?
Cleaning/changing kitty litter**
What nifty doohickey does my new college kid need?
**“How could anybody be &@#$*ing STUPID enough to buy that and breathe?” products **