I’m amused and interested <sigh> please post some links to boring webpages
So, I was engaging in quiet Bible study…
You’ve just been corrected by The Fact Checker!
The Jersey Diamond Appreciation Thread
Abusive language and insults have no place in the Pit!
**I wish we had more Fundamentalist Christians in the U.S. government.
When will Europe recognize the genius of George W. Bush?
When will all these women leave me alone? I’m just a nice guy, dammit! I’m nothing special!
Can we please tone down all the sex talk?** - This thread would be started by Davebear.
Thank God I’m Jewish - This thread would be started by Jack Dean Tyler.
Of course it would be called **The Crooked…**uh, what’s the opposite of “Dope?”
Sad
Life is great.
Scylla stop posting your lame, boring stories!
Why aren’t more people suing big companies?
ATMB: The board loads too fast, how can I slow it down?
– Final post in all GD threads, and it’ll probably be simulposted by the most vocal advocates of each side.
And reading the Pit would send you into insulin shock from all the gooey sweetness.
I Don’t Spend Enough Time on the Computer… 
In praise of mcdonalds employees, telesales operatives, parking officers, debt collectors, Bill Gates. Keep up the fine work guys!
z
z
fucking snap!
(sorry)
that is the ultimate simulpost! I swear I did not see Einmon’s z when I posted mine!
Well, you wanted Bizarro, so bizarre simulposts are probably a good thing… 
Lieu no longer uses the restroom at work!
This Fart Really Really Depressed Me Today
Posted in the Noteworthy Meaningful Stuff I Must Keep To Myself (NMSIMKTM):
On the Bizaro Board
What would the Crooked Ignorance Message Board be like on Bizaro world?
I got fired today!
Encourage Q.E.D to stop smoking
Hi Opal
I have serious problems with Microsoft Word
(probably a great idea, let’s see)
A rant we’ll only see on the CrookedDope
I love SUV driving smokers who don’t leave tips!
So, I guess I’m the only one who watches 24…
Don’t add anything to this story
[Insert name here], you are such a nice poster. And… you were right! Thanks ever so for correcting me
Who cares about [month] birthdays?
Why I love Microsoft programs
I’m staying!
**Why my own personal view of exactly what the Constitution means may not be 100% correct in every way
How low is your I.Q.?
If Lord of The Rings were written by J.R.R. Tolkien**
I’m so happy with my relationship, I can’t think of anything bad.
This news story reaffirms my faith in humanity
Sticky: Feel free to wish death upon other members