Let’s extoll the virtues of Fox News
my neighbor’s kids saved my puppy from drowing, how should I punish them?
The solidify up thread
Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!
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** Please, Declaw your cats, it’s the only right thing to do[!/b]
** George W Bush: the best and brightest president we’ve ever had?**
** Why do women only like nice guys?**
Boy, His Dark Materials Really Sucks, or so thinks everyone but Elfkin
** Tell me some Anime shows to avoid!**
** Do Women Hate Long Hair on Men?**
** I Wish There were more Ugly Women on TV**
**So, guys…why do YOU like small breasts?
I’m actually posting sober right now!!
Why did my thread on obtaining OTC drugs get locked?
Why did The Grapist ban Gaudere???**
This post has been left alone, by no-one.
Sobriety. do I have a problem?
Stop ignoring my breasts!
Is there anything Cecil Adams does know?
**So, what’s the 39th word that ends in “gry”?
Hey, dude, my penis is WAY shorter than yours!
Why all the heterosexual bashing?
I have SARS!!! Come congratulate me!**
I just double posted AND I’M GLAD, you hear?
I’m a really bad driver, but all the others are just awesome!
**“Moon Landing Was Real”? It Must Be Summer Vacation. 
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**Really sensible Local Car Sales Ads! **
Cecil - Please stop replying in all my threads!
If J. R. R. Tolkien Had Written Other Authors’ Books (come to think of it, this could actually be pretty cool!)
Am I the Only Non-Juggalo Here?
Don’t Ask Me Anything
I Really Don’t Wanna Blow Anyone’s Mind at My Funeral
Please just dress me in a dark, conservative suit, and make sure my arms are folded over my chest demurely.
These just made me choke up my spleen:
We’re through the looking glass, people!
When will the Sci-Fi channel ever cancel Farscape?
Why snopes sucks
Why I spend time at goatse.cx
The Not Enough Information Thread
I Think Jack Chick is a Brilliant Theologian and a Major Force in Converting Intelligent People to Fundamentalist Christianity
Not enough folks using cell phones at the movie last night!
** I know that girl’s name from that commercial! **
Who’d win a fight, He-Man or Skeletor?
** Fred Phelps is a genius!
The TUBADIVA non-appreciation thread!
We Need More SPAM! I Need to Waste More Time Sorting Out My Wanted Emails!
A very generous, intelligent, and honest Nigerian gentleman is offering me a cut of his embezzling profits. WOO HOO!
December, the philosophical giant of the Bizaro Board.
Geeze, could our president be any more intelligent and open-minded? We’re gaining too much respect from Europe!
An appreciation thread for a woman’s mind.
Hooray for the highly efficient IRS!
Why are we paying college professors more than football coaches?
Explain everything to me. I don’t get it.
I attended the PETA barbeque this weekend!