Do They Make Goats Strong Enough To Shoot PVC Out OF?
Criminalize Drugs!
Can Someone Witness To Me?
Stickey: Anyone Know Where I Can Score An Ounce? “By Coldfire”
“Resolved: Republicans more likely to kick puppies than Democrats” – december
Ooh, I forgot this one.
“Dembski, you are my role model. I hold you above all others in terms of honesty and your heroic scientific rigor. You are truly a man ahead of your time” – Ben
** Jack Dean Tyler’s Lorena Bobbit Appreciation Thread **
**I left the hair on my nads where god put it today!
Why do men hate blow-jobs? (a poll)
Republicans are kind, Democrats are brilliant, Libertarians aren’t throwing away their votes, but god to the governments in other countries suck by comparision.
Don’t recommend me a book
I can’t believe that there are so many responsible parents- rant **
Why don’t more Telemarketers call me? I love those guys!
The Barbque Pit would most likely be called the Praise Pedastal.
Esprix would have a “Ask the Straight guy” series of threads.
I would be Fenris.
Fenris wouldd be me.
Why won’t all these American Francophiles just SHUT UP?!?
Europeans: how can we persuade GWB to become our president?
Child abuse: how much is too much?
[Final one: the Onion :eek:]
[ul]
[li]Why is Polycarp such an asshole? [/li][li]Bush-Cheney in 2004! by elucidator[/li][li]Did Esprix get banned because he was too reticent about his sex life? [/li][li]Private cars for all! The Wave of the Future - by matt_mcl[/li][li]You linked to a White Supremacy website, but I will cut you some slack because you are a newbie - by anyone[/li]
And my personal favorite -
[li]I don’t need a cite - I will just take your word for it.[/li][/ul]
Regards,
Shodan
You are a newbie and did something stupid. Welcome to the boards!
I am sober
I climbed onto the wagon
The world will officially begin when… Mary Kate and Ashley do porn/join the cast of friends/ get boob jobs.
** Manhattan is too timid to be a moderator. **
Guys, I’m laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face. Man, I needed this thread today! 
**Why didn’t that sweetheart Manhattan close my thread?
Identify this book from a very detailed description, including the title, author’s name, and ISBN.
anti-Dopefest: Let’s not get together!
Technical terms that don’t sound sexually suggestive at all **
**Christians are swell!
Records/films/TV shows you have no particular opinions about**
The Matrix: Reloaded? Did a five year old write this script, or what?
I wish strangers would give me a hand and discipline my kids sometimes!
**I’m not really interested in meeting Dopers in my area.
(Yawn) Science fiction sucks. When are the new Britney documentaries coming out? **
(and after a typing/coding error)
** I meant to do that **
I love my co-workers
My driving SUCKS, but everyone else drives very well (A non-rant)
The word non-association thread
I’m posting the complete text of all of Stephen Kings novels here
Ask the guy who makes snuff films for a living
I Could Wait Forever for the New Harry Potter
Up with Ignorance!
Carrot-top in 2004
Photographs are made of photographic paper!
**Kids say the most predictable and uninteresting things!
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oh good. I double-posted. I meant to do that
Preview is my enemy.