First Edition!
Let’s pass out some meaningless accolades for the best and brightest from 2006…
*****For Longest Prehensile Tongue in A Moderator Position: Giraffe
*****For Most Interesting Use of Signature Fonts and Sizes: Bosda
*****For Best Use of Sheep: Hal Briston
*****For Length of Persistence in Nudging Celebrities Off This Mortal Coil: a35362
*****For Frontline, Badass Coverage of The Odious Phelps Clan: Baker
… and that’s just to name a few that’s easily been floating around in my cesspool. Throw in anyone you like and we promise to only let them drown a bit. Mwahahahahaha.
~MC faithfool (Whose sorry she’s still not resisting the urge to tease Hal – because it’s just sooooo much fun!)
Aw, thanks for joining the ceremonies! I’ll graciously accept (and any other little ol’ distinction y’all’d like to toss my way) and yield the floor again, after recognizing the proud and brave who’ve now beaten a path through the muck and the mire to participate. These are for you guys…
*****For Doper Most Likely To Steal Candy From: bigbabysweets
*****For The Most Articulate Use of The Combination of Pw: Eve
… and I also gotta shout out to my favoritest online boyfriend.
*****For Hottest Misanthrope Who Needs To Become An Extrovert Near Texas: The Mad Hermit
Complimentary Twizzlers and Yoo Hoos in the back! Smiley face stickers too!!
[Our lovely goodie bags are the product of my fevered imagination. Cheap and calorie free, take more than one if you. :)]
It’s called the Helen Hokinson Dowager Death-Ray Prize, and you just might retire it next year. So far, however, your sense of humor keeps that goal just inches from your grasp. Another problem is, whenever you say “Well, I never!” absolutely no one has the courage to suggest that, well, you know.
Awww… :: rugxigxo ::
I might have nominated matt_mcl for that one, except that I nominate him for the “Demographic Specificity Award (Left-handed Francophone Socialist Pagan Esperanto-speaking Parliamentary-candidate Division)”, and can someone be nominated for more than one award?
Awards for the best and the brightest
Require a touch of the lightest.
How to single out one
From so many, such fun,
And offend none? I haven’t the slightest.
