wring is pre-authorzied.
Apparently, no Pit-grade posts. :rolleyes:
No transparent attempts to create a Threadspotting candidate by posting a MPSIMS-like thread in the wrong forum.
This thread seems to have racked up an unusually large number of smilies for the Pit.
Isn’t there some kind of unwritten rule about that?
Queried the two-time offender.
<Buffing nails idly> Hey, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the business. Wordsmithy is a task for the swain’t of heart 
Besides, NOBODY calls me a surper and gets away with it!!!
Fondly, your second in command ( See? I know my place. Bottom, boy, bottom ),
Cartooniverse
p.s. So, I’m like 10 posts from 1,000. Do I run them up fast and lazily, or nurture each one along until I hit the big “K” ???
Who the hell asked you? Go sit on Bismark’s helmet, piss monkey. No jealous posters who bitch and moan, citing unwritten rules, ghosts, MPSIMS, or other nonexistent things.
If you want to be second in command here, do your thousandth post as something erotic, and make sure you’re masturbating as you write it. Climax to coincide with clicking the submit button. Otherwise, get the hell out.
Hey!! No Libertarians who rag on the best real game show on TV, The Weakest Link.
You’re future here is about as bright as that of a cockroach on stage with Stomp. Get out. Run, dammit. Come back with an acceptable offering and an obsequious apology, and we’ll see.
Your wish is my command, Monseignor. So…what did YOU do for number 3,000 ???
Cartooniverse ( who’s running up to the Magic K at an alarming speed today )
Libertarian, I apologize that you can’t handle a quiz show that asks more than 30 questions in an hour.
And I apologize that an insult is not named after you yet.
No more “All your ____ belong to” statements.
No more record producers shoving gansta rappers and girlie-boy and boyish-girl groups down our throats then saying “that’s what the audience demands”.
And of course, no more goat-felchers.
And no whining, dammit!
Wow! This is amazing! I’ve been searching for my people, the Purples, for years! I want to enroll and get cool benefits from the govt. All us opressed minorities get 'em, yaknow, them govt benefits.
Well, if I can’t felch goats here, I’m gone!
** New and Improved, GOAT-FELCH**. Remember, it’s now available in either E-Zee 2 Owe-Puhn 6 Paks OR the half-gallon carton.
GOAT FELCH. IT’S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANY MORE
( This message brought to you by the NAGFAC- North American Goat-Felch Avisory Council. Providing hygeinic goat-felch for over 40 years, especially to employees of fast food drive through windows. )
No men or women either!
No one whose set of exclusions is patently absurd (e.g. by containing such exclusions as must necessarily apply to he or she who posted them).
Hey… Hey! What’s all this fucking rabble?!
This ain’t no rave party. Get your goat felching asses outta here! You people are disgusting. The only felching allowed around here is mouth felching, or else felching with room temperature watermelons.
Maybe I missed something, but what exactly is it you are prohibiting all these people from doing?
No one who doesn’t understand this thread.
No people who post chatty acronyms that everyone is supposed to and say they hate people who don’t know them. And then don’t explain what they are so someone like me can pretend they always knew. YMMV means Yak Money Much Value?