Varlosz is now second in command.
WHAT??? Fuck You !!! 
Like, what am I now, third assistant Cabin Boy? Fuck this job ! I want out of this dickless outfit!!!
( And, not for nothing, but my list ROCKED )
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No fucking mutinous ingrates who didn’t fulfill their prerequisites. Where’s the story, asswipe?
Listen, Cockwrench, I took both Exclusionary Dimentia 101 AND Exclusionary Dimentia 102.
I took three sections of Racism and How To Make It Work For You.
I did 3 credits of How To Be A Subordinate To An Assmunch ( heh, that’ll show yas ). Got a B+, too.
I beg to differ with you, but I MORE than fulfilled the prerequisites. And no,I’m NOT impressed that you know how to spell prerequisites. 
Fine. You wanna make V your second in command? Go ahead. Who do I have to fuck to get out of this skanky outfit?
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p.s. I have to say, as hijacks go, this one’s crackerjack good fun. Say, Libertarian, have you any Grey Poupon?
But of course I have Grey Poupon…
Now, for the memory impaired, which I wouldn’t point out is, oh, {{{YOU}}}, where’s your erotic story? Remember this?
What the hell, did you, um, BLOW it?
No Grey Poupon.
< Hanging head in shame > Yeah. I did. I started a G.D. thread with my 1K post, instead of cowtowing to your demands.
I’m not worthy.
** Manny?**. How about Goulden’s Spicy Brown, lightly swiped over a Dirty Water Dog purchased at the corner of West 8th and 6th?
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No Greenpeacers or other earth muffins.
No bloodsucking corporate robber barons, either!
No crystal-waving New Agers.
And nobody from this site -
You are coming from:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67941
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Which I found trying to follow tradesilicons link. Feh to you humourless sods.
Didn’t he say no whiners?