Boo-fucking-hoo.
Aww, guys! You misunderstand him!
You see, If gays get married, then it’s less likely his closeted self will be able to score in bathrooms, because all the gays will be in commited relationships, and then, not only will he have to pretend to be a straight white man, He won’t be getting any of that man love he so craves.
Like he said, it’s hard to[sub] pretend to[/sub] be a straight white man.
At least that’s how I read the OP
So why don’t you put down the gun, bro? Your foot would appreciate it.
So why don’t you put down the gun, bro? Your foot would appreciate it.
I’m sure a lot of things are hard for you. Coherent thought, for one.
My heart breaks for you. It really does.
It sure must suck to have to worry about being polite to people just because their civil rights are somewhat recognized and they’ve made progress.
You could have tried being polite before the Negroes and the homosexuals got all uppity. Imagine how much easier it would be on you now.
Because he can’t find a dress to wear to the ceremony that doesn’t make him look fat?
Actually, I had the misfortune to spend a day with a man that had this very attitude last year.
I’ll share the same thought with you that I shared with him dear ** Bandanaman**-if you’re looking for sympathy its between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
Well, personally, I don’t think anyones should have full rights but me. It would make things so much easier that way. Unfortunately, the rest of you peasants think you’re entitled to the same rights I have, and our foolish government agrees with you.
<sigh> It’s so hard being me.
Payback for what?
Don’t kid yourself.
i’m sorry. me and my black people will go back from whence we came.
oh wait. YOU BROUGHT US HERE! <d’oh!>
Now, now. There’s no need to be so nasty to the OP.
You see, I feel his pain. I used to be a straight white male. Don’t worry, Bandanaman, there is hope. You can deal with the curse of privilege, and there’s not even the need for a surgical option.
I recommend an intensive course of genealogical research and sucking dick. If you devote yourself to these things for a few months there’s every chance you’ll find a way to stop referring to yourself as a straight white male, and the pain will, if not disappear, at least become bearable.
Yeah, after Johnny Carson left the Tonight Show, straight men just aren’t in demand anymore
Weren’t you afraid of the canoe tipping over during your paddling? Was it hard to sit down after all 22 of them were done? I want details!
When a straight white male suddenly becomes “the little man in the boat”… now that would be tough.
All right, enough of this, already.
Bandanaman, I don’t know what the hell you were smoking, sniffing, or drinking when you wrote this OP, but I sure hope you won’t try a stunt like this again. Consider this a warning: any further racist and discriminatory posts will result in the revocation of your posting privileges.