De said you was hung.
And De was right.
You know what to do about them stayin in Droves doncha?
I’ll tell ya…
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload a’ dimes!
Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me… Jim.
Excuse me while I whip this out…
Won’t somebody help that poor man?
Hush, LurkMeister, that’s a sure way to get him killed!
Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
“Ooh, baby. You are so talented. And they are so dumb!”
Now is a time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There’s no avoiding this conclusion:
This town is turning into shit.
Amen.
There was once a peaceful town called Rock Ridge
Things were never nasty or obscene
Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson
He always kept things nice and clean.
Eine schwartze! Solch’ hab’ Ich nie gesehen! (or whatever the proper Yiddish pronunciation is)
The sheriff is near!
spit, wipe
They darker than us!
You watch your ass!
I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy!
Harumph!
Uh, sorry sir. Could you repeat that?
Death of Rats only pawn in game of life.