Blazing Saddles: "They're staying in droves"

Tell them I said owwwwww!

I don’t want to criticize your technique, but you’re sucking my arm.

(Sorry, it’s only in the book; censored from the movie)

Would you like another Schnitzengruben?

You will, of course, have the good taste not to mention I posted in this thread?

Sorry, but 15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben.

You, Teutonic twat!

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you …

Let’s play chess!

[fart]

Let us now read from the gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and Duck!

I’m looking forward to the Number 6 dance later on.

Landsnatching, let’s see. Land, land… see snatch.

Mornin’ ma’am…

Specifically, the phrase is an oxymoron - classic example being “A deafening silence”.

I think you’ve had enough.

Oh. It’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!

Ah, Hailie vs. United Sates. Hailie: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

“Work, work, work! Hello, boys! Have a good night’s rest? I missed you!”

Piss on that! I’m working for Mel Brooks!

(Sorry, I couldn’t find a really appropriate post to answer with this, so I just picked one at random.)

Damn baby, I am not from Havana!