Blazing Saddles: "They're staying in droves"

Think of your secretary…

I’m tired.
Tired of playing the game.
Ain’t it a crying shame?
I’m so…tired.

Threads like this turn my mind into a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

::They didn’t really hang the horse, did they?::

No, they shoot horses.

Excuse me, while I whip this out.

If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.

Goddamnit, You use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore!

Candygram for Mongo!

Little bastard shot me in the ass.

Need some help?

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

I’d like to extend a laurel, and hardy handshake to our new…

Watch me! Faggots!

Gentlemen, we’ve gotta protect our phony baloney jobs!!!

Work, work, work, work…a governor’s job is never done.

My mind is a raging torrent…

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The affairs of state must take precedence over the affairs of state!

Up yours, n…

Nope, I can’t do it either.

No, dang blabbit, the Moderator’s a doper!

You’d do it for Randolph Scott.

Aw, blow it out your ass, Howard.