Okay, we’ll take the niggers and the chinks, but not the Irish!
Sorry 'bout the ‘up yours, n…’
And for my next impression - Jesse Owens!
I like rape.
“Are we awake?”
“We’re not sure. Are we black?”
“Yes, we are.”
“Then we’re awake, but we’re very puzzled.”
“I hired you people to try to git a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”
After ze bunker scene, zey write me out!
Nowhere special…I’ve always wanted to go there…
I…state your name…
I’m the neatest poster here.
to0 bAdd tihs Is my tpyign hn.d
YOUR NAME
shitkickers
“Nufum,” eh? I hope you brought enough gum for everyone!
Haha. My buddy Scott (white guy) and I (black guy) used to do that scene when we went to our favorite bar back home. Got a few laughs each time, though it was mostly us. 
“Of course, you’ll have the common decency not to speak to me if we see each other in the streets.”
Now go do
that voodoo
that you do
so WEELLLLLLLLL!!!
Izz dat a ten-gallon hat or are you chust enchoying the show?
Sounds like steam escaping.
BTW, Yogi Berra never said half the things he said.
You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?
I don’t know… play chess… screw…
Let’s play chess.
Naw, Mongo straight.