Blind Guy Drives, Homer Had a Sister, & Would You Like Fries With Your Urinal Cake?

Honest, officer, I’m not blind drunk, I’m just blind.

Woman has pencil jammed up her nose for 55 years.

China orders “Eat & Pees” to close.

I suppose it’s better than “eat & run”…

They think that when you have toilets and food together that the toilets will get too dirty?

It’s a real issue if you’re gonna eat from them.

Ah, in each story there’s a problem with a #2.