Blind Guy Drives, Homer Had a Sister, & Would You Like Fries With Your Urinal Cake?

[Tuckerfan]

Honest, officer, I’m not blind drunk, I’m just blind.

Police in the Baltic state of Estonia stopped a man who was driving erratically at the weekend, only to find he was blind.

The 20-year-old was driving in the southern city of Tartu early Sunday – helped by instructions from his 16-year-old passenger.

Woman has pencil jammed up her nose for 55 years.

A 59-year-old German woman has had most of a pencil removed from inside her head after suffering nearly her whole life with the headaches and nosebleeds it caused, Bild newspaper reported Monday.

Margret Wegner fell over carrying the pencil in her hand when she was four.

China orders “Eat & Pees” to close.

Food stalls attached to Beijing’s public toilets will be removed in good time for next year’s Olympics, state media said Saturday.

Complaints over toilets with poor sanitation and toilet operators turning them into commercial operations led to the ban, which comes into force in October.

“It is not proper to sell soft drinks or snacks right at the toilets,” the Beijing News said, citing sources within the Beijing Municipal Administration Commission.

[Sunspace]

I suppose it’s better than “eat & run”…

[Robot_Arm]

Complaints over toilets with poor sanitation…

They think that when you have toilets and food together that the toilets will get too dirty?

[essell]

@Robot Arm

They think that when you have toilets and food together that the toilets will get too dirty?

It’s a real issue if you’re gonna eat from them.

[lieu]

Ah, in each story there’s a problem with a #2.