From MPSIMS:
The Mark of Satan is Upon Me
Is Amazon.com punishing me for choosing the Free Shipping option?
and
Old ladies carrying purses
Oh! The blimp-manity!!
or From the Pit:
Wow, I’m a real person now.
“VALIDATED BY GOD” ? (weak)
…And you are?
Play Lemmings from your Browser
New Zealand golfer wins US Open
I Weep for the Future
I’m with Alice Cooper: no more Mr. Nice Guy
The Amazing Truth About Giraffe
My stalker…
I find this one kind of creepy sad
Pre-op nerves setting in
Farewell Old Friend
My kid is a liar.
I disagree
Fun With Children’s Drawings. (:evil laugh:)
Nice To Meet You, Psycho Painter Guy
Stupidity at its finest
Los Alamos Whistleblower Gets Savage Beating.
Methane + Rocks = Mars
Cold fusion breakthrough?
Help!!! Overspending Wife!!!
Today, my water. Tomorrow, the world!
Petty and odd judgements of other people.
First names you hate.
Things that reporter should have said to Tom Cruise
Anybody know a Good Way to Get Rid of Smurfs?
(I know, I know, I shouldn’t make fun of anyone’s height (especially at my height), but I couldn’t resist.)
From IMHO just now:
Women’s Brains during orgasm: New Study
Dear Porn Directors
IMHO:
Lessons you learned the ‘hard way’
Can you rape an animal?
If anything ever screamed TMI, this is it. TMFI.
Botulism!
For something sorta bad, it worked out about as well as I could hope.
I’m a little blue - how about you?
Anybody know of a good way to get rid of smurfs?
New Posts:
**Name the tree that smells like semen
Fuck Bush**
Can you rape an animal?
Ask the hockey guy
Tech Advances During US Civil War
Bullet proof tires!
Shining light on the moon
Energy wavelengths
Favorite novel read in high school
Who the hell is Mr. Falcon?
Soul Asylum bassist Karl Mueller dead at 41
No Need to Suffer Through the New Dukes of Hazzard Movie
You’ve been given $15,000 for your Honeymoon. What do you do?
Can you rape an animal?
Items in which you are a sucker for.
Help!!! Need birthday gift ideas for a Chef
My friend is convinced that…
I Finally Sell Myself On the Street
Lions free kidnapped girl
Generic News of the Day
Everyone Hates Teenagers!
Why is it always the ugly ones?
Oh great, now I’m making Muttley noises.
Then there’s…
**Ah, what the hell, I’ll pit Michael Schiavo
That’s what friends are for. **
With friends like these…
What might you be dead of now?
Chinese food in DC?
I had no idea a special fried rice could be so hazardous…
Anti-Gay Phone Company ?!
I’m going to shove that cell phone up your ass.
I embarrassed myself at Walmart (personal lubrication)
Dear Customer: I don’t think we do that here.
Now in GQ:
Loose, Baggy Pants Syndrome – Origins?
Bad effects of prolonged erections?
Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park
For something sorta bad, it worked out about as well as I could hope.
Biosphere 2: What Went Wrong and Why
Play Lemmings from your Browser
For something sorta bad, it worked out about as well as I could hope.
I Finally Sell Myself On the Street
**I’ll make a cartoon from your anagram!
Auughhh!! The Waiting Is Killing Me!!! **
Hurry up with that cartoon, already…
I embarrassed my self at Wal-mart. (personal lubrication)
**Dear customer: I don’t think we do that here **
Now in IMHO:
**I need pants!
Men’s pants – pleated or unpleated?**