What is your “get home ritual?”
I’m going to shove that cell phone up your ass.
**Priest Crucifies Nun – please tell me that this is a lone wacko…
That’s what friends are for. **
If you say so, but I’d still rather believe it was a lone wacko…
** That’s a really wierd word…
Botulism!**
Snicker! 
Now in GQ:
*&^%# Pinto Beans
Where can I buy a flameproof casserole?
(Bang 'em on the bottom rack and poof) 
**I’m going to shove that cell phone up your ass.
Oooh, I’m old and feeble, please be lenient, your honor **
Okay, I’ll use lots of lube and push it gently…
I’m going to shove that cell phone up your ass
It’s been done…
In CS
**Nothing beats homemade … **
Freeway
In the Pit:
“Jesus hates dykes!”
Everyone hates teenagers!
I reckon that THIS one beats all-comers.
Black people can’t wear Hermes.
Massive Crack In Texas.
:dubious:
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Stuff She’ll Need In the Dorm
Kitten Cannon - Game
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And the reverse:
Massive Crack In Texas.
Black people can’t wear Hermes.
How to pitch a no-hitter while on acid
Yankees 20; Tampa Bay 11
What have you been missing?
My cat is really smart!
Buy Three, Get Four More Free
How Stella filed for divorce
Advice for a newlywed…
Autoflush!
Ode to a Candy Bar
Death, Sorrow, and Unhappiness
Got Several Problems
Buy Three, Get Four More Free
What have you accomplished today?
Massive Crack In Texas.
Things that, in all logic, should work.
Eloping
Anyone else do this? Chex and cheese
Why doesn’t one of the package delivery services start late-hours delivery?
In Cafe Society:
** The LAST thing you’d want to hear at your EULOGY!
Mournful Bluegrass Songs **
Asked and answered
A Trifecta now in MPSIMS
Calagry Dopefests - End Of July
Why should some bother to crawl up from the bottom of the barrel?
Death, Sorrow, and Unhappiness
The rare but special ATMB sequential thread:
** You know this board is slow when…
I have to wait twenty-nine seconds before I can search again **