If you decided to change your sdmb name, what would you switch it to?
I would go with Mr Bundle , for reasons only a “Get Fuzzy” fan can appreciate.
Giraffe, no doubt.
Satisfying Andy Licious
Logarithm
Helena Handbasket
** Nine Sided Whore**
Shirley Ujest and Andy mentioned above 
Hugh Jass.
Interrobang!?
I was going to say Survey1215 but suddenly that seems hollow. There really are too many out there that are clever. I definately like names with Q’s in them because that is an unsual letter. It’s more purple. I don’t like people who have Z’s in their name. That is the safety orange of letters. 
vivalostwages
Er, I guess mine doesn’t really go with the spirit of the OP. It’s a board name that someone else came up with and I think is hilarious. It’d work for me but I don’t know if I’d change it to that.
I already changed my board name, anyway!
Troll would be interesting, especially for the rule about not calling over posters Trolls. Pie would be good for joining threads after someone says “when come back, bring pie”.