my choices:
[li]production of comedones[/li]going “number two”
The ability my ass has to gather hair, dust, lint etc from anywhere in the universe.
If I never had to wipe my ass again it would be TOO DAMN soon! I absolutly HATE having to go take a shit!
No comment.
Having to use the bathroom, and eating. It can be a waste of time and a hassle.
Not really a bodily function, but an unfortunate side effect: ass sweat.
alright… I tried to avoid and pretend I knew… now I’m asking… production of WHAT?
My period. I want to get rid of my period. Now.
Well you used THREE of them in one post! Not a good start.
Yeah, if it didn’t mean infertility and otherwise female malfunction, the whole PMS/menstruating thing can go away none too soon.
Farting is most unpleasant, especially when you’re an elementary school teacher. Not only do you have to worry about not making a sound when it’s absolutely necessary to let things go, you have to worry about the kids giggling and pointing at each other (they never do think teachers fart, fortunately).
No contest, eating.
Well, I generally enjoy eating so the end of pooping could be the beginning of some rather nasty intestinal problems. I’m not very hirsute, but I do have to shave, so I’d go for the death of all my body hair follicles. Cool.
He’s talking about the pimples on his butt.
Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping. I’d love
to reclalim that 1/3 of my life.
Shaving and growing hair.
I could save a lot of money never having to go to the barber again.
I have to take a different tact from some of the guys that didn’t want to go #2 anymore. There are only few things that beat a really good shit.
Adding my vote to the other ladies who want to keep the fertility ability, but not have monthly stresses over it. Or even if just the cramping would go away.
Shaving, absolutely. Haircuts, maybe.
second that. maybe once in a while for pleasure, but saving 2000+ hours a year would be great.
The degeneratiion that accompanies aging. It’s not that I am scared of getting old, it’s just the thought of bits of me wearing out along the way.
I’d love to stop growing toenails. They are quite useless.
LOL!
But seriously for those who don’t know: “comedo” is just a fancy word for facial blackheads aka clogged pores in the stage before they become pimples. I don’t get very many pimples, just damn clogged up pores. Yes, there is a difference. I love those Biore strip things and glycerin soap i.e. Nutrogena for clearing them away. The products get to be expensive, though. 