Book 'im: Assaulting a Sausage

In My Humble Opinion
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I’m sorry, but from the “Can’t Make this up Department”, we have this news piece.

I need opinions…and insert jokes at will. I don’t know what to make of all this. Maybe Shnitzel. :dubious:
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/07102003_bb_mascotmayhem.html

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Also a topic as seen in the BBQ Pit tonight:
Pirate brutally attacks defenseless Sausage