Boring Boring!!!

I am enjoying this thread immensely. It belongs in the MPSIMS forum. It’s shaping up to be a possible rival to the classic, “Hands up! This thread’s going to Cuba!” thread. Keep up the mundane, pointless stuff folks! You’re doing great!


“Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?”
Pulp, “Glory Days”

Tracer: Please reference my 4:20 post on 10/22/99, and wireless’s post on 4:31, same day.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

How is one familiar with Palidors, yet not with Loverock? Sounds like the bomb in the suitcase of this hijacking.

ALRIGHT!!!

I hereby rehijack this thread. Nobody try anything funny! I’m taking this baby right down to Coldfire’s front yard. Everybody brace yourselves, 'cuz here we go!
Anybody here ever felched?

Hijacking equipment supplied by Alphagene.


And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

Well, I gotta admit the felching quips are getting a bit tired.


Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

The Felching Quips.

Sounds like a pretty good band name to me. Either that or a death defying circus act.


Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

Been over to MPSIMS, Mull? I had the same thought about, “Mother Teresa’s Bones.”

The 1999 Mother Teresa’s Bones World Tour.

Maybe the genre could be like a Weird Al parody of contemporary christian music.

Whaddya think?


Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Where can I find this post??

Didn’t see that one Uncle, but it sounds like a heck of an idea to me. I think the Felching Quips could headline, with lead-ins from We Three Gry’s, Caloric Sperm, and Loverock. Let Satan emcee with special guest appearances from I’mthecowgodmoo and Omniscient.

Better hurry, skupla, or Byzantine might shove the post up Satan’s ass.


And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

Flypsyde, don’t you get my front yard involved in this evil little scheme of yours !

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

UncleBeer – I won’t be back in Salt Lake until the 30th so if you want a really GOOD beating you’ll have to wait :wink:

Flypsyde – I’m sorry but I vowed to leave Satan’s ass ALONE. How about I come after yours?

And to hijack the thread: let me tell you about the cutest little thing my nephew did… (people run away, screaming) :o


Best!
Byz

Ooooh, I was so worried about being boring, but then someone mentioned Coldfire’s front yard, and wouldn’t it be a fjord or canal or whatever Hans Brinker skated on…and ooooh, there was stuff about anal sex and time travel as related to particle physics and an imaginary road trip and, oooh, gee, I just knew I should have posted something intersting about collecting Hummels.

Sigh. We’re such DWEEBS. Uh, what is the real contextual meaning of “Crisco”?

Fading into gray, boring obscurity,
Veb

Naturally I’m still thinking about the word “regail”. I’m wondering why I never thought of spelling it that way.


–Gail
“Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place.” --John Cleese

All y’all talk about felching, and you keep talking about SqrlCub and Coldfire, but you never mention… me. The man that brought you the thread which ended up discussing felching. I mean, where else but a purity test thread are you going to talk about suckin’ on some guy’s butt? :wink:

So give me the credit I deserve. Feed my ego. Feed it! FEED IT! FEED IT!!!

(side note: the above call for attention should not be taken overly seriously. Consult your doctor before reading the Purity Test thread.)


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I could be doing something, but… why?

:::Handing Sanibel a straw:::


>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.

Ooh! Is it a flexy-bendy straw?