My sales were less than 1/4 where they should be. Before she went into my prospects for Friday I offered my boss in sacrifice. Some of those kids are more fucked up than me. Others haven’t dragged their sorry butts thru the last few decades of their lives. I just extended my existence eastward. Plant corner where, roughly?
I’m just happy wife’s warm, but daughter and I are more likely to give her pneumonia than the formular thing.
Incomprehensibility +17
Alright. Help us out. Did you get laid off?
8.5 hrs,7.5 voluntarily. My job involves me a ready script that, you can only imagine, is LESS coherent than I have described! There is nothing in it a sober person might follow.
Tell us again tomorrow.
Oh, FFS! I’m a telemarketer. I’m expected to make one sale to one person per hour. I failed and got laid off for slightly more than a day.
Please, I’m a published author, making procedures close explaining all to immigrants
Where was that not obvious.
Here.
For when you read this thread tomorrow:
I think we may have stumbled onto WHY sales aren’t soaring!
Do you make this little sense on the phone? And then say ‘FFS’, when it’s pointed out you’re just babbling?
(Published author? Colour me sceptical based on use of language in this thread!)
Ye gods, you must see what I’m supposed to say! It’s gibberish, even by my standards! I rip out around a third to make it the barest bit linear, then get yelled at for my troubles.
That OP was pretty incomprehensible.
Offered your Boss in sacrifice?
Plant corner where, roughly?
The formular thing?
Help, please.
Did you really sacrifice your boss? Because that is frowned upon by men and gods alike.
Bosses aren’t keen on it, either.
Offered myself, as in my billable hours, in hours. Overstaffed for the number of leads. Others have financial lives even more desperate than I. My last few weeks were the worst of my life. It was a conjunction between “we don’t want you here,” and, “I don’t want to be here.”
Okay, that was fairly nonsensical. In my defense, as i mentioned, the past few weeks were the worst of my life. 
If you are editing your script, and it comes out anything like your OP, you must see why sales are slow.
ETA: Sorry that things have been rough for you.
So you meant you offered yourself to your boss so that no one else would have had consequences (not sure why’d that have happened if it was you who was below quota).
Regardless, I’m sorry it’s been a rough few weeks. Maybe having a day off will help. Hope things look brighter soon.
How often has a one word reply been nominated as a post of the year? I will do so…
NOW
Raw numbers of the total team. Noobs were fucked, too. They needed more experience and hope they could do better. Me? See above, for the past few weeks. I needed a few hours where I didn’t need to be somewhere. Me Time. Recuperation.
Gotcha. Hope the time off helps.
If I can manage not being here I will try.