We need an “Incomprehensible gibberish” forum.
Finally gum president.
At least you didn’t turn head at a live game at a casino.
Sorry you got laid off. 
Some gods would welcome a human sacrifice, but even they would frown upon this because bosses aren’t actually human. 
Sorry about the layoff, dropzone.
Sorry to hear about the layoff. Truly magnificent gibberish though.
But the lay off was only for “slightly more than a day”. So he don’t because the betters don’t.
Sorry about the Rock in a Box. It sounds like you really got your dog burned.
My dog volunteered. He’s a dog. He doesn’t know better. 
The definitions in use here for “slightly”, “more”, “than”, “a”, and “day” still require some clarification. I still wish my own gibberish was so poetic.
I work (sometimes) with a comic. You and he understand.
If I never hear an old lady moan, “I’m on a fixed income,” I will scream, “Bitch, I wish I was on a fixed income, but not anymore, so I’m stuck calling you and your brethren until I die.” I hope to go to Heaven because the past few months have been Hell. Boss keeps suggesting Family Leave,but it won’t buy groceries.
I mustered some sympathy, but bitching that old people prefer to spend their limited income on living expenses instead of whatever crap you’re pedding makes it awfully hard to hold on to.
I understand completely, and happily dismiss them as “too expensive” with only an indifferent rebuttal. The latter is my job. The former is my state. 
He said, “The Sheriff is near”.
Any chance you can get into a different line of work?
Not every old person needs an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Other than Great Debates?
Ooh, ooh. I do! Except I’m not old. Yet.
Sorry things suck Dropzone. How’s the missus?
But they all need robot insurance.
…purple monkey dishwasher!