bowser cant beat mario takes over nintendo instead

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Not really but the guy whos going to be there after reggie retires is named doug bowser and the fans are losing it https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/yes-nintendo-is-replacing-one-of-its-execs-with-someone-named-bowser/ar-BBTUUcB

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I thought this happened years ago.

I remember a picture of his office and he had a Mario and Luigi doll tied up in the background.

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I think “losing it” and “freaking out” (as the article says) is a weird way to describe people making jokes on Twitter.

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Turns out “people are making jokes on Twitter” doesn’t get as many eyeballs to your article.

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Coming soon: Super Bowser Deluxe. Innocent turtle/ dragon protects princess from evil plumbers.

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That was when he first started working there. He has been promoted.

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Upcoming article:

Police are investigating the tragic death of Bowser, who passed away when a curious employee touched a flashing golden axe mounted in the rear of his office, opening the floor and dropping him into a pit of lava. It appears to be an accident but foul play has not been ruled out.

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lol people were suggesting he show up in a bowser costume at e3 ……. I wonder if kidnapping princess in this day and age has any justification ……