Our department is dressing up as Mario characters complete with cars for Halloween. I’d like to decorate mine with some insults aimed at the other characters. (I’m Mario).
The have to be SFW and should be short as I’m using stick-on letters.
Things like “Luigi has bad gas” or “Peach is a man”. Please help me out. Bonus points will be given for car related insults like “bad gas”.
Mario characters are here. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mario_franchise_characters