Boy Meets Boy Twist 2: JAMES HAD A BOYFRIEND THE WHOLE TIME!

That preachy little bi-atch (with the admittedly to die for eyes) who was so angry and hurt over the “some are straight” twist and who was so self-deceiving and shallow that he said “I think Dan is a wonderful person” instead of Dan’s a vain shallow prick but man I’m jonesin’ for some Dan-Booty" already had a boyfriend when the show premiered! Git.

He and Wes broke up, for those who don’t know, which means that Wes and I can FINALLY be together… I’m so sorry Kyan, but it just wasn’t meant to be.