Kayaker’s joke was based on the premise of the weirdo being a babysitter, which though tasteless is at least absurd enough to be funny. Your joke was basically “Hehehe… Can I date your 7 year old.” You don’t see the difference?
No, my joke was saying (or was attempting and failing to), “Myabe your 7 year old daughter was out looking for a date.”
You know what? You’re apparently too fucking stupid to fix. Asswipe.
What makes you think that a joke about another poster’s 7-yo daughter being actively interested in dating is better in any way?
Just spit-balling here, but maybe don’t make the young daughters of other posters the subject of your jokes, especially when the jokes are sexual in nature?
It’s funny because the little girl wants to be molested in that scenario.
Yes, exactly.
That is an interesting question.
You write. People will tell you that you should write like you speak, but that’s bullshit. There are two different forms of communication. When writing, as we are doing now, there are no facial cues. You can’t smile or raise your eyebrows when you are telling a joke. No body language, no tone of voice, just the words themselves. That may seem like a disadvantage, but remember, you have time to think.
That time allows you to consider your audience, and who you are writing for.
Now do one about girls who get date raped actually being huge sluts!
That’s the ticket. Timing and body language, those are the issues.
Smiling and raising your eyebrows while saying “perhaps that little pixie is courting this actual real life molester, hmm??” would have brought the fucking house down face to face. You don’t have to worry about the content. Terrible + untrue = always a joke. It’s science! Try it with anything.
Not exactly what I meant, but fair enough. I was trying to tell the guy to think before he speaks.
Anyone else seriously thinking about trying to do this? Just me? Okay. 
Bitch dressed like a 12 year old.
Alright, that’s funny again.
I see you’ve gotten over your regret for the babysitter joke.
But that’s not really the issue with good ol Boyo. Even when his stupidity and offensiveness is pointed out to him he usually doubles down with the stupid instead of taking a step back and giving a “crap, my bad.” so thinking before he speaks/writes isn’t going to work.
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Or better yet, don’t. People who are angry with Boyo Jim can deal with it here on the boards.
splatterpunk, this is a formal waning for trying to orchestrate off-board harassment of another poster.
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Sorta, that and being extremely pissed off about what that dickhead boyo said about my original “joke”. Motherfucker.
ETA: Sorry if this is going over your head, Small Hen. Maybe someone will come along and dum it down for ya.
This is not a joke making light of pedophilia. This is a joke making fun of pedophiles and their crazy delusions. It’s very different.
Hey it’s Boyo Jim.
I need an adult.
And it all exists in a thread pitting boyojim, a complete dickwad too stupid to learn from people who tried.