Boyo Jim, a moment of your time please.

[Moonlitherial]

@Anaamika

You can do as you like, of course. But you seem calmer, more laid-back, and funnier. As Boy Jim says, you seemed a lot more hair-trigger back then.

I can’t focus on the Boyo Jim hate, deserved as it is with this in my head. Monkey losing his hair trigger along with his gun is just making me snicker at the most inappropriate times.

@VinylTurnip

Advanced Challenge: Craft a funny joke using only the letters in BJ’s post.

@Cat_Whisperer

Anyone else seriously thinking about trying to do this? Just me? Okay.

I can’t write the joke but I can make it easier for others!

a - 2
b - 1
d - 2
e - 2
f - 2
g - 1
i - 3
k - 1
l - 2
n - 2
o - 6
r - 4
s - 1
u - 1
y - 2 ( you could argue 3)

[kayaker]

@MandaJo

This is not a joke making light of pedophilia. This is a joke making fun of pedophiles and their crazy delusions. It’s very different.

Thanks for duming it down for her. I was so upset it went over my head. If I’m ever elected King, you may make 3 requests (2 of which must not violate the constitution).

ETA: bequeath non transferrable. Appropriate taxes apply.

[Small_Hen]

@kayaker

Sorta, that and being extremely pissed off about what that dickhead boyo said about my original “joke”. Motherfucker.

ETA: Sorry if this is going over your head, Small Hen. Maybe someone will come along and dum it down for ya.

Geez, untwist your panties, I thought it was funny. Just pointing out the obvious dichotomy in your posts.

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

@Cat_Whisperer

Anyone else seriously thinking about trying to do this? Just me? Okay.

The beauty of it is that now that Boyo humped the landmine, the funniest possible thing to say in response to almost any post is “Is your 7 ear old looking for a boyfriend?”. It’s now the funniest joke you can make out of any combination of letters, by virtue of the horrible job he did trying to make it a joke in the first place.

[digs]

A nun, a robot and a Penn State debate coach with a dangling participle walk into a bar.

Bartender says “Is your 7 ear old looking for a boyfriend?”

[The_Second_Stone]

Yeah, well, somebody’s got to do it. Hitler.

[Cat_Whisperer]

“He’s not an eggplant - he’s retarded.”

[Cinnamon_Imp]

@Boyo_Jim

I think this is an interesting idea. How does one improve timing in a message board where people don’t communicate in real time?

I think it’s more interesting that you read the thread, went away for 6 days, were obviously mulling it over during that time (no one bumped the thread in those 6 days) *then *came back and made your suggestion.

Either you’re over-thinking it, or you are the dude in the neighbourhood.

[kayaker]

@Small_Hen

Geez, untwist your panties, I thought it was funny. Just pointing out the obvious dichotomy in your posts.

Panties untwisted. Ahhhhhhhhhh. Sorry, PedoJim had my ire going. Back to irie now.

[Paranoid_Randroid]

Ya def?! Long oily fork — or our 7 bronies raid!

[Small_Hen]

@kayaker

Panties untwisted. Ahhhhhhhhhh. Sorry, PedoJim had my ire going. Back to irie now.

Looking at it again, my post comes off much angrier than intended. Sorry, my fault. Such are the hazards of the net.

[Miller]

@Miller

[Moderating]
Or better yet, don’t. People who are angry with Boyo Jim can deal with it here on the boards.

splatterpunk, this is a formal waning for trying to orchestrate off-board harassment of another poster.
[/Moderating]

[Moderating]
After hearing from splatterpunk, and talking things over with the other mods, I’ve decided to downgrade this to a stern glance and a muttered “tut-tut.”

Warning rescinded.
[/Moderating]

[kayaker]

@Small_Hen

Looking at it again, my post comes off much angrier than intended. Sorry, my fault. Such are the hazards of the net.

Hey, it’s the pit! hearty handshake

[bucketybuck]

I refuse to believe anybody looked at that sentence and decided it was funny and should be posted. In fact, I’m only accepting that it was even supposed to be a joke at all because everybody else seems to think it was and who am I to argue the point.

“Is your seven year old looking for a boyfriend?”. Thats not a joke, thats just creepy.

[Hello_Again]

He popped into the “Women, why do you wear a bra?” thread to inform the ladies of the world that he never moves above a slow shuffle.

Uh… thanks for sharing, bro. That really added a lot. I guess that explains why you need a bra. I mean… you wear a bra right? Cause otherwise, I might have thought that was a dickish, irrelevant drive-by.

thread

Not worth pitting on its own, but while we’re here…

[Baker]

@Hello_Again

He popped into the “Women, why do you wear a bra?” thread to inform the ladies of the world that he never moves above a slow shuffle.

Uh… thanks for sharing, bro. That really added a lot. I guess that explains why you need a bra. I mean… you wear a bra right? Cause otherwise, I might have thought that was a dickish, irrelevant drive-by.

thread

Not worth pitting on its own, but while we’re here…

I think Boyo has been a real jerk in some of his comments but I don’t think the remark in the bra thread was a jerk comment. What I got was that he never needs to move quickly.

[Hello_Again]

Yes but what relevance is the comment? The question is for women who wear bras. Hence my categorization of it as an irrelevant drive by, not pitworthy in itself. At a certain point, though, the need to post irrelevancies is a form of jerkishness.

[Nzinga_Seated]

There was nothing at all wrong with his comment in that bra thread.

[Cat_Whisperer]

Maybe he does wear a bra. We don’t know.

[VinylTurnip]

@Baker

I think Boyo has been a real jerk in some of his comments but I don’t think the remark in the bra thread was a jerk comment. What I got was that he never needs to move quickly.

BoyoJim is Paul Cicero?