Poor jojimbo (yojimbo’s birth name and what his mother still calls him despite his protests that it’s too infantile- she knows it still fits). He got confused, and when I said the following quote he thought that the only way to prove me wrong was to post empty posts with just the putz smiley. While it’s true that’s the sharpest-witted thing he’s ever posted, he posted it 9 times in 24 hours. It’s especially clever (for him, not actual clever people) because in doing so, he proved my point again.
Jojimbo - you wanted the title, and it is yours:
“Most Original Putz”.
This is an easy call, because a) you made the most putzes in the contest period, plus b) no one can say putz and be original; it’s an ancient expression, best described now as the sound yojimbo makes when he tries to pull his head out of his ass.
So show jojimbo what you think of him and make the putz cartoon below. The more putzes the better, since he loves to hear that muffled sound.
Footnote to explain the “grow up” part for those who aren’t old enough to grasp the concept:
As Freud put it, the id is the expression of the child and it comes out in times of extreme emotion, such as when people explain Freud to you. The simpler the expression, the farther back you are regressing to chilhood memories. For some the first expression was a smile or a frown, but for jojimbo and those making the smilie below, the primal expression was having the head sliding through an orifice to the sound of putz. Like other grunts and coos, it’s time to let the monosylables of youth fall behind you and move on to full words and sentences.
[King of the Hill] Whut the hell? [/King of the Hill]
Easy Tokyo, you ignorant slut. Yojimbo called you a putz because you started commenting on someone who wasn’t able to defend himself because of a DEATH in his family. While it is always in poor taste to attack someone who can’t defend himself (why did you never attack Silent-Bob before, in a designated pit thread? Too pussy?), it is even in poorer taste to fuck up a concolance thread.
Guess what, you dumb shite. You did BOTH. Of course Yojimbo (and a few others I might add) started tearing you a couple of new ones. Rightly so.
And the display of newly registered low post count let’s-attack-the-residents sock fuckers in this particular thread is too pathetic to get a personal response. I hope the overall statement “Go fuck yerselves” covers your pathetic needs.
You’re right, ET. Yojimbo is such an asshole! And of course Silent_Bob is a troll. Wow! Why didn’t I think of that? Where would we be if you hadn’t hijacked Silent_Bob’s condolence thread and turned it into a troll hunting orgy with you and your own little puppets? So much class. I aspire to be like you. :rolleyes:
Calling me a gradeschooler is stupid. Oh, excuse me for saying “dork” in the pit. Everyone here must be so ashamed just to read such a word. And you perfer baby words like troll and putz? You’re a loser. I could say something like bite my tampax, but I’ll settle for loser. You aren’t worth the trouble to think up something novel.
Easy Tokyo, are you by any chance a decendent of Tokyo Rose?
The family resemblance is uncanny, especially around the mouth. She used to spout a lot of bullshit, too.
God bless America. As one of our illustrious forefathers said, “While I may not agree with what you say, I shall defend to the death your right to say it”.
Now that we’ve established your right to free speech, allow me to excercise mine… kiss my ass, bitch.
Put me on the same page as Brachyrhynchos, Mr. Cynical, Coldfire, Monster and Silver Fire.
P.S. AM/PM, Leave Wally out of this. You just show your ignorance speaking of someone you know nothing about. Check out the water before you jump in.
Piano. No, calling you a gradeschooler is * not * stupid because you probably are a gradeschooler, probably second or third grade judging by the quality of your posts.
The fact that you, for some unaccounatble reason, seem prepared to defend a childish insult only adds weight to that assertation. I personally think that Monster104 was right, you ARE a troll. Get lost.
Easy Tokyo, what the FUCK is your problem? Firstly you crash in on a condolence thread, a condolence thread fer Chrissake, to spread your inane, mindless bullshit and then when you rightly get slammed for it you give vent to your pathetic, pointless petulance with a Pit thread?!?!?
Who the hell do you think you are??? Whatever yuor opinions of Silent_Bob he’s certainly a much more well liked and respected poster than you, especially now. Shut the fuck up and get out of my sight. You make me sick.
Oh, BTW: AM/PM Wally was a beloved member of this board who died quite recently. The Putz sign was his own special sort of trade mark sign. If you do a search for his posts then you will see why people here hold him in such high regard.
Oh joy . A pit thread for little old me how flattering .
Easy Tokyo you are a fucking asshole aren’t you . You hijack a condolence thread and when you’re called on it what do you do ? Do you go , fuck , I was a bit wrong doing that maybe I should apologise . After an apology you could have came after me for my remarks and probably got a better reception .
But no instead you still do not see that you were being an insensitive shitbag . You just jump for th 2[sup]nd[/sup] option . :rolleyes:
Why should the options of a obvious uncaring prick like you mean anything to me . What have you or any of your other “friends” in this thread done here to make me think that I was wrong . I don’t know you(I mean in the board sense) or the other fuckwits in this thread so what you have to say about me means jack .
On the other hand you through your lack of decency and respect have show your true colours . I quite happy to be on my side of the fence , thank you very much .