breakfast delivered

[Peremensoe]

@Meatros

I suppose it would be one thing if he went to your kitchen and fixed you something - but to go home, prepare food, and then bring it over?

I don’t understand why he would go home in any case. Since when do cold pancakes and eggs signify lust?

[BigBertha]

My stove doesnt work properly.

[DooWahDiddy]

@BigBertha

My stove doesnt work properly.

But your oven does, and that’s what he wants to heat up, AMIRITE?!?

HEY-OHHHHHHHHHH!!

What?

[Ace309]

So, BigBertha, are you going to act on your new knowledge?

[KinkiNipponTourist]

@BigBertha

Just asking for opinions. A guy friend comes over, you tell him you just got up, he offers to go home, make you breakfast and bring it over. He does, lots of pancakes, eggs, toast, biscuits. Is this just a friendly gesture or more?

Hi BB!

On the off-off-chance that this feller is the same guy referred to by CatWhisperer and** MOL** above, I went back and dug up your earlier thread on him (I’m home from work sick today, so I had time) to remind you of some highlights (bolding mine).

@BigBertha

Thanks for all the help but I have to be over it now. Turns out he got a car; I asked him for a ride to the grocery store for my weekly groceries. Sure, he said.
So he picked us up, dropped us off, as he was doing some yard work for this guy. Then he picked us back up, took us home, and went back to the guys, saying he’d be back in 10 minutes to take me up to a place with my application.
Never showed up. The app is still in his car.
I still like him but cannot accept being stood up.

@BigBertha

Okay. he called today claiming the guy made him work extra and then he came over but we had already left (true) then called me later. It didn’t show up on my caller i.d. though.
He came over and did drive me up to turn my application in, then when he droped me off, he asked if I had a few bucks to spare. I do not.

@BigBertha

He called last Friday telling me theres this place we could go to get work that day, they send you out to a job, he said he’d drive me if it was a different location than they send him. Said he’d call back with more info Sunday. No call yet.

@BigBertha

You are right, I am sad to report. He saw us walking somewhere earlier and drove us there, **said he’d be back at 3 **when we were done to take us home (its about 2 miles from home). At 3:45, we had to get someone from the place to drive us home, he never showed.
And a mod can clsoe the thread then.

@BigBertha

Yes, with sadness. I just wanted to add the extra good part where he picked me up on my way somewhere, dropped me off and said he would come back and pick me up(this is 2 miles from home) He requested gas money, whatever I wanted to offer. he never showed up, why, he later said, because he had to drive somewhere an hour drive away, and didn’t make it back in time. Yet he had enough gas money to drive to this place for almost 3 hours driving time.

@BigBertha

My stove doesnt work properly.

Dear BB, if the guy you’re asking about here is indeed this same guy, your stove isn’t the only thing that’s malfunctioning.

[joyfool]

Just agreeing with the others that it means way more. Also agreeing that if it’s the same guy, you better be extremely careful.

[Yorikke]

@BigBertha

Yes, but I could be a gay male. Everyone is not straight!

Yeah, but “Bertha” is right there in your name…

Joe

[tumbleddown]

Agreeing completely with KinkiNipponTourist. This guy wants your goodies, so he brought you goodies. If it’s the guy from before, he’s a flake, and please, be wary. Very wary.

Unless, of course, you think he might be good for some no strings attached fun sex, and you want some no strings attached fun sex AND have the capacity to extricate yourself from him should he start trying to conjure up strings afterward. If that’s the case, get your groove on, girl!

[Cat_Whisperer]

If that is the same guy, I’m not sure why you’re even giving him the time of day at this point, but I guess it takes all kinds to make the world go round.

[BigBertha]

@Ace309

So, BigBertha, are you going to act on your new knowledge?

I am not completely sure you guys are right about this and how would I act? And why should I?

[BigBertha]

@tumbleddown

him should he start trying to conjure up strings afterward. If that’s the case, get your groove on, girl!

what strings would he?

[Nava]

Nothing to see here, question was already answered.

[Enderw24]

@BigBertha

I am not completely sure you guys are right about this?

Then, if I may be so bold as to inquire about something that doth perplex me:

Why the fuck did you ask the fucking question in the first place?

Never mind. It doesn’t perplex me. I know exactly why you asked.

[Count_Blucher]

@BigBertha

what strings would he?

Jokes on him; she’s not sharing that Mcmuffin.

[Acsenray]

@BigBertha

And why should I?

As opposed to someone he didn’t bring breakfast?

[Philster]

@Drain_Bead

He either wants to bang you like a rusty screen door, or he’s gay. There’s no middle ground here.

Isn’ that ‘…like screen door in a windstorm…’ :dubious:

[BigBertha]

@acsenray

As opposed to someone he didn’t bring breakfast?

Because He should?

[Acsenray]

He brought you breakfast. The ball’s in your court.

[BigBertha]

Gotcha. I will make him dinner.

[VunderBob]

One time, I made a big production breakfast for my neighbor lady at 1:30 AM, but most assuredly I didn’t want to bone her or her husband who was there at the time.

He called me over because she was having a diabetic emergency, and I got her sugar up to the point where she was coherent and functional. My buds from the rescue squad came by to administer some D50, so wife and I slipped out the door and made them ham, eggs, and all the trimmings and brought it back so she could eat and not echo crash.

Her meds were out of whack and they are poor. And in their 80s. I don’t find elderly folks to be all that sexually appealing.

The next day, I brought them a couple of bags of groceries high in protein and low in carbs to help stabilize her blood sugar. It took a knock-down, drag out fight with her doctor’s receptionist to get the neighbor lady in to the doc to get her meds adjusted.

So, Bertha, unless you woke up from a diabetic coma, he wants to nail you.