Just asking for opinions. A guy friend comes over, you tell him you just got up, he offers to go home, make you breakfast and bring it over. He does, lots of pancakes, eggs, toast, biscuits. Is this just a friendly gesture or more?
Bertha, I assume you’re a chick?
More.
Joe
Way more.
So this guy sends me a handwritten birthday card saying “hello sexy. Boy would I love to stick my penis inside you.”
What do you think it means?
Way more.
I suppose it would be one thing if he went to your kitchen and fixed you something - but to go home, prepare food, and then bring it over?
Way, way more.
Thanks for that. I almost can’t breathe, with the laughter.
ETA: I have been drinking, but am not drunk
Joe
But seriously, he really, really likes you. It’s a cinch that he wants to be your boyfriend.
Joe
Yes, but I could be a gay male. Everyone is not straight! 
To paraphrase Chris Rock, he’s cooked you breakfast and brought it round. This implies the unspoken question: “do you want some DICK with that?”
He totally wants to bone you.
Means he likes you, but not that way. Sorry.
He practically wrote this in maple syrup for you.
Now, are we going to get the rest of the story or WHAT?!?
ETA: I hope this wasn’t that dickhead who abandoned you and your friend out somewhere recently.
He brought mapel syrup also. Why do you hope that?
I hope it wasn’t the dickhead you posted about before because he’s proven himself to be an unreliable dickhead.
“Why do you hope that?” = Yes
I figured as much, too. 
He really wanted to give you his breakfast sausage.
He either wants to bang you like a rusty screen door, or he’s gay. There’s no middle ground here.
Drain, you have a way with words. You all are saying this, but no moves have been made, and I am amenable to that.
No not gay.
Right between the ol’ buttermilk biscuits.