He’s actually Ron Paul.
Ron Paul is good! Anywho, we run into each other at the office, and he actually apologized and gave me my $5 back. But hes still a jerk and we don’t associate with him anymore. This is one of those men that will always be alone.
I need to not trust my attractions anymore and only date guys whom I am not interested in a first; those will be the nice ones.
You did this to us.
Have we ever given a thread a mercy killing?
I hate myself so hard right now.
Ahh yes, this thread. I don’t actually have one, but I imagine this is what ‘sticking it in the crazy’ would feel like.
Who is we?
Bertha and her precious.
Well done! I don’t either and I do too.
Snuggling up to a guy who brought you breakfast from his house is not “making the first move.”
Tris
What?
no way, this thread is hysterical. it’s also fascinating seeing firsthand the private lives of potential elected officials. i’ll be waiting for the “ask the…” thread. 
I’ve long had a theory that everyone in politics is nuts. This thread hasn’t made that theory go away.
If words were people, then that phrase, for as generous as it is, would be Santa Claus.
This thread is like some kind of zombie gerbil burial ground. It keeps coming back to life a little at a time.
And then it runs endlessly on its little wheel. Around and around and around.
squeakiesqueakiesqueakiesqueakiesqueakiesqueakiesqueakie
Inside Richard Gere. Apparently.
I suspect you have had gerbils. 
Not personally, but I used to work in the kids section of the library and among other livestock there were gerbils who went squeakiesqueakie* all the livelong day. I much preferred the bunny and the canary.