I happen to like mine thank you very much…
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I have always been rather small up top (34B) but since joining the gym in February and trying to work out more I have found that I am now wearing a 34C and I am amazed. If I had known working out would have made my boobs grow I would have done that a LONG time ago! 
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Ya know Aries28, if I wasn’t taken and AFAIK you weren’t married…
Aries28, how you doin’? (with feeling!)
Breasts are fun and lovely to play with. I can’t exactly articulate why I love them so.
Regardless if you’re gay or not, you’re going to be attracted to certain features of that sex. For women, it’s boobies, for men (according to my GF) it’s the male ass, general build and (probably for many people) general dress and attitude.
Stop staring at me you lecher!
Breasts are also a symbol of feminine nurturing: they feed babies, they satisfy babies’ (and others) oral fixation, and they make nice pillows.
I don’t get the fascination either, I must admit. Just this morning I saw a young lady with breasts so boring I think I almost fell asleep. I must have, because I was drooling.
(seriously, I do have to agree with matt about flat chests. Rrrrr!)
Heh. Yeah, right.
When I see my girlfriend’s breasts, I’m thinking about how they may someday feed they babies we will never have. Because I couldn’t possibly be thinking “Mmm, boobeez. Boobeez good. Me want.”
Mmmm… shoulders too…
What? :o
To chime in, I’d say its all at least partially hard-wired into folks. Society may change what is considered specifically attractive for each gender (skinny/fat, small/big breasts, hairy/hairless, slim/heavy build, etc…), but you’re going to be fairly hard-pressed to find a straight/bisexual male who doesn’t like breasts at all. He may find big or tiny ones unappealing, or may rank another feature above them, but he will find them somewhat interesting. If its not hard-wired, then its very deep programming indeed.
Aries, technically, your breasts haven’t grown. You’ve tightened up and toned the muscle layer underneath and that makes your girls stand out better.
I like breasts. I’m not a lesbian but I’d like to be able to touch another woman’s breasts. They’re all soft and smooth and round and are more asthetically pleasing than a man’s chest. And recently, I’ve become fascinated with certain women’s hips too. Again, it’s an asthetic thing; I like the curves.
Regarding the original post, in the 1800’s men liked women with big behinds. It was considered very femine. That’s why bustles were so fashionable back then.
Uh, ‘feminine.’
Hahahaha! I will not shut the fuck up and you can’t make me! 
I bet you’re incredibly ugly but think yourself to be “all right” and well-dressed. I bet you’re balding, too.
Anyway, if this is all so mundane and pointless, why do you feel the need to contribute?
The OP and followup was supposed to be humorous. Everyone seems to have understood that but you. Ah well.
Yer in good company, Homebrew, if Qazzz is correct re: not finding it humorous. I found it about as meaningful as “Off to take another dump” by Major Kong.
Coincidentally, I’m not a lesbian either, and I like to touch other women’s breasts as well.
Yeah, well, I must admit that I find naked men boring. To each his own!
IMHO, breasts are one reason for living.
Sometimes even two.
If I were a mod, I would lock every booby thread without links to pictures.
A significant number of men still do…
Some men have ALWAYS liked women with big behinds, it was just fashionable in the 1800s.
Forget breasts. Let’s talk about classical music.
Can you name the following classical composition?
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Breasts are fun because they bounce and you can imagine sound effects to go with it. Boingy, boingy, boingy!
Indeed, 'punha, I didn’t find the OP humourous. Nor did I find his “joking” in these posts:
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[li]The first anti-breast comment, I guess, wasn’t enough.[/li][li]Hitting women ain’t funny. [/li][li]Immaturity is so unattractive.[/li][li]Poor taste herewith a streak of cruelty. [/li][li]His junvenile OS sniping here is tiresome. [/li][li]Self-important blather attacking Esprix is tres last week. Blatant attention whoring by dissin’ Cecil.[/li][li]Insulting someone in MPSIMS.[/li][li]Generally negative opinion of women seems to be a common thread.[/li][li]Vainglorious posting is too frequent to bother posting all the links. [/li][li]If you find yourself repeatedly having to explain that you were joking, then perhaps the problem is you aren’t funny.[/li][/ul]
Give it a rest Qazzz, 13-year-old playground humour and Dark Humour are not the same thing. The former doesn’t cut it on this board. I suggest you try a Yahoo! group of some sort.