It’s the epistemology, tdn.
Why do most straight men like breasts? And round things in general? Because of its evolutionary association with sex. Sex used to mean babies. Babies mean boobs. Boobs mean sex, even though now sex does not mean babies.
Andy, is that something by Breastoften…I mean Beethoven?
Hey, I just invented something!
I’m going to call it ‘sex.’
If anyone’s interested I’ll show them how it goes…
“I like big butts and I cannot lie
you other brothers can’t deny
when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing your face you get sprung!”
Hehehehe…
But seriously, ugh. Homebrew-thanks for the links-I never realized what a misogynistic asshat the OP is.
Methinks Qazzz is in his “gay denial” stage and is presently trying to come up with good reasons not to be attracted to the female figure.
So how`s it goin Qazzz? Tough, aint it?!
I think he’s just jealous that the hot, manly construction workers were looking at a woman and not at him… 
Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny? 
Esprix
Is he annoyed with [url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=199113]this* guy?
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Nope, it’s the William Tell Overture.
Rump titty rump titty rump, rump, rump.
Rump titty rump titty rump, rump, rump.
Rump titty rump titty rump, rump, rump.
Titty rump, titty rump, rump, rump.
(Okay, I’m already ashamed of posting this.)
And where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage, SAL?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
I just read Desmond Morris’ “The Naked Ape.” According to him, when we were apes booties turned us on. It makes sense. If you’re walking around bent over on your knuckles you’re gonna see a lot of ass (ah, the good ole days). Now that we are bipeds, we need something up front to catch the eye. Enter the boob.
No over animal has developed anything like the breast, a round fleshy mouth-watering pillow. Morris believes that breast clevage mimics anal clevage. There was a series of pictures in Maxim a few years back which challanged readers to tell the difference between clevage up front and clevage in the rear. It was damn hard. And the game was difficult too.
Damn I miss my ex-SO…
Major Kong is taking a dump???
FOR GOD’S SAKE, MAN POST A LINK!!!
Don’t just leave us hanging…
blink
[Rubs eyes]
blink-blink
:eek:
Oddly enough, I’ve seen this particular piece performed live (by a mixed choir of drunk men and women).
They were singing, “Bum titty bum titty bum-bum-bum”, however. 
Oh! You!
Pretty titty bum bum,
Titty titty bum bum,
We love you!
And our
Pretty titty bum bum,
Titty titty bum bum,
Loves us too!
Honey, if you’re the wise man, I’m fuckin’ Solomon.
:rolleyes:
Does hubby know this?
btw, mine are real…
…and they’re SPECTACULAR!
Yes, my fictional husband is aware of my necrophiliac ways - but he doesn’t mind, cuz, y’know…great tits 'n all.
LolaCocaCoca
I don’t believe you. Prove it.
…well someone had to say it!
And while we’re talking about the William Tell Overture, don’t forget the chorus, “KNEEEEE! KNEEEEE! Knee Knee Knee Kneeee!”
For my two cents. I’m a breast man. I mean, I’ll go for any part of a naked woman, but…errr… nevermind…