Not only was the OP humorless, it had negative humor value.
Y’know what’s so great. No one can accused us of a hijack because this is all exactly what the thread is about!
Eh. It isn’t because Q-whatever is gay. I had a gay friend who loved to grab my tits. My butt, too, now that I think of it. It’s because Q is stupid and trying to see how many people will post to his threads, like the wanna-be attention whore he is. See, it’s working! Although, to be honest, Esprix does it with much more class. Maybe you should just shut up a while and study Esprix and then come back with jokes that are funny. 
At least we now know what the “zzz” in “Qazzz” means…
Heloise, that is a truly odd place for a smiley face.
(The one in your above post, I mean. Ahem.)
I’ve been watching this thread develop today (along with another, less hostile one in the SDMB) - yikes. Y’all who are bored, have clearly not seen Texas breasts.
Cite?
I know. It was supposed to be me trying to smile sweetly, but that was the best I could come up with.
My God, I miss breasts. I miss breasts like Tantalus misses the feel of fresh, cool water on his lips.
And not only am I an attention whore, dear Heloise, but I do believe I introduced you to a certain gay Japanese cowboy who rather enjoyed your breasts… but mostly your brain. 
Esprix
I’ve seen Qazzz post in other threads, and he does seem like an asshole.
Qazzz, shut the fuck up. Boobs are awesome.
So you are saying you miss the feel of fresh, cool, breasts on your lips?
That’s one of the most beautiful things I’d read here in awhile. I think I’ll break it out at the next party or something like that.
Wolfian: Like a deer panders for water, I long for you.
Drunken Girl: Wha?
W: Nice tits. Wanta screw?
DG: 'K.
Maybe I need to work on that a bit…
George Costanza: Some people like them (male bodies).
Elaine Benes: Yeah- sickies.
RE OT Breastal Attraction- heck, God Him/Herself even gets a double entendre’ Breast-related name- El Shaddai.
Ahhhh yes… I’m so mundane and pointless that you felt the need to do a search on all former posts that might strengthen your “case” against mundane, pointless me. That must have taken you awhile. But it’s a good thing you’re obviously so not interested in what I have to say, or else you’d be a great big oblivious, hypocritical liar.
It’s a good thing he didn’t grab, though. There would have been a lot of ass kicking going on had he done so.
Then again, maybe the lad was into that, too.
If that’s what they do to a gay guy, imagine what the average straight guy’s reaction is, folks.
Bah, he was scamming her all along. The best way nowadays to pick up chicks is to pretend you’re gay.
Coldie, I do believe you had no claims on the dear Heloise when the most fabulous BoiToi did molest her mind. 
Esprix
Na, he was just trying to head you off at the pass. More often than not, the accused will demand the cites which he provided.
But, you do have a point…