Aw, damnit, Bricker - you caught me at the start of the massive move from apartment to townhouse, with a job interview thrown into the mix for good measure. I’m too exhausted to even look at the questions.
On the upside, I’ve picked out a nice Weber charcoal grill for the new place with the winnings so far. 
Lemur866: 43
D’oh!
Hmmm…which ones did I get wrong?..grumble…
Well, I don’t rightly know; however, since there were four that you answered with ‘?’ (indicating lack of an answer), that means that three of your given answers were wrong. And I believe I may know which three.
Unfortunately, I am leaving now to go to work. I shall work on this (if it’s still viable) this evening.
Yeah, missed four. The monopoly one I’ll have to dig out my Monopoly game at home, not too hard. The others…“Cell thirteen” brings up a lot of fan fiction and SM slash from google. No luck there. Resistance…I don’t know how to calculate that. The integral I might be able to do if I pull out an old Calculus textbook for an hour or so.
But I’m not sure what is counted as wrong, except I don’t think Bricker is counting my Qui Tam answer as correct. I googled my heart out, but couldn’t find a reference. There WAS this one guy whose personal web page said he was a Qui Tam lawyer, and also a Gilbert and Sullivan fan. Maybe Bricker knows the guy.
“What have I got in my pockets? Hah! Gollum will never google that!”
Maybe on some I put too MUCH information, in classic Jeopardy blunder fashion. “No, I’m sorry that’s RUDYARD Kipling, not RUPERT Kipling. Remember, you only have to give the LAST name.”
That’s almost impossible to do here. I grant it might happen some time – but that’s not where any of your errors lie.
You mean I might actually get through this being the ONLY ONE who knew this answer off the top of my head? Kewl! I knew that particular interest would serve me well someday, even if it was only in a minor capacity. 
As for the wrong answers, let me give you a hint on one, because it’s the same reason I got the same question wrong, and I’m feeling generous because I don’t want the beer: you got one wrong because YOU DIDN’T READ THE QUESTION.
OK, I’ve got one fix.
The question seems to ask for the character name, but actually asks for the actress’s name. Since Maud Adams’ name doesn’t have the “honor” angle, Octopussy is out. The actress credited with playing Pussy Galore was Honor Blackman.
Lemur866: +1
6. Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too?
I’m a pepper, you’re a pepper - Dr. Pepper
11. You can’t have cheese without a cow’s stomach, I always say!
Rennet
12.Remember Stonewall, 1969! Why?
June 27 - raid on the gay Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village led to riots.
15.Who shot J.R. ?
Kristin Sheppard
18.What TV character’s name became attached to the short-shorts style she wore – when she wasn’t helping her cousins keep ahead of the law, that is?
Daisy Duke
19.Help me keep my colonels straight: One kept getting fooled by Hogan, one made a name in fried chicken, and a short one lied to Congress, but apparently an admiral ordered it.
Colonel Klink, Colonel Sanders and Colonel Oliver North
**20. Name the five newest mysteries of the rosary.[/b\
The Luminous Mysteries: Baptism of the Lord, Wedding of Cana, Proclamation of the Kingdom, the Transfiguration, and the institution of the Eucharist
21.Sacre bleu! I’ve forgotten the name of the dish that’s made by stuffing a breaded chicken breast with swiss cheese and ham!
Chicken Cordon Bleu
24.“Don’t care how, I want it now.” But she was a bad egg.
Veruca Salt
That’s the best I can do off the top of my head. But it’s always fun to see which ones I can answer and which ones I almost know.
Craps
“Aspects of Love” by Andrew Lloyd Weber. Googled.
124.9
Ammonia, don’t mix with bleach.
From Robert Heinlein’s classic “The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress”. Adam Selene, aka Simon Jester, aka Mycroft Holmes, aka Michelle, aka Mike, was a sentient computer.
“Be a pepper, drink Dr. Pepper”. From a Dr. Pepper ad campaign of the 70s and 80s.
I don’t know, but the best-known vet in Thirsk was James Alfred Wight. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.
This is now known as “The Forum”.
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Rennet coagaulates the curds, and is made from cow’s stomach most of the time. Of course, any cheese made via this process is not kosher.
NY vice cops raided a gay bar. To the shock and horror of the cops the sissies and drag-queens fought back, marking the beginning of the modern gay-rights movement.
Mets win the World Series over the Orioles
14. John Marshall has made his decision. Now let him enforce it.
Andrew Jackson, disagreeing with the concept of judicial review re the removal of the Cherokee.
J.R. Ewing was shot by Kristin Sheppard. He promised to divorce Sue Ellen and marry her, but he was lying of course.
Because you must always ask if someone wants fries if they order Burghers. Especially if the Burghers are starving. Googled.
Any king in a deck of cards where the sword appears to enter the king’s head. The king of hearts.
Daisy Duke. Mmmm…cousin-on-cousin sexual-tensiony goodness…
Colonel Clink, Colonel Sanders, Lt. Colonel North, Admiral Poindexter.
20. Name the five newest mysteries of the rosary.
Jesus’ Baptism
The Wedding at Cana, Jesus’ First Miracle
Jesus’ Proclamation of the Kingdom of God
The Transfiguration
The Institution of the Eucharist at the Last Supper
Googled
Chicken Cordon Bleu.
It had an old plumbing system.
“I knew he was a Guinea. His name’s Tony Spinelli. I hurried in when they told me you and him was scrappin’. Them Guineas always carries knives. But you don’t understand, Dempsey. I never had a fellow in my life. I got tired of comin’ with Anna and Jimmy every night, so I fixed it with him to call himself O’Sullivan, and brought him along. I knew there’d be nothin’ doin’ for him if he came as a Dago. I guess I’ll resign from the club now.”
Googled.
Veruca Salt. The squirrels stuffed her down the garbage chute.
SQUIRE, M.: “The Mikado Revisited via the Whistleblowers Protection Bill 1992”, paper presented to Royal Institute of Public Administration Australia (NSW Division) Seminar, “Blowing the Whistle”, Sydney, 1 September 1992.
Googled.
Did Gallimard really not know that the … um… equipment was there?
In David Cronenberg’s lepidopterously named movie, the answer is left ambiguous. Even Jeremy Irons doesn’t know.
The game is TV’s Jeopardy. The category is Before And After. The answer is ORANGE JULIUS ROSENBERG. Design the question that got us there.
Remember, all answers must be in the form of a question.
“I’ll take ‘Before and After’ for $400, Alex.”
“He ordered this franchised drink for his last meal before his execution…after he gave away atomic secrets.”
“What is ORANGE JULIUS ROSENBERG?”
28. Phil? Phil Connors?
“I’m in insurance now!” Phil eventually buys the whole package from him…term, whole-life, auto, fire, etc. Boy, that Phil is a great guy! Of course he’s got a busy day ahead…got to play piano, save a kid falling out of a tree, perform the Heimlich Manuever, and finish off with some ice sculpture. Not to mention finally boinking Andie MacDowell.
Shakespeare Sonnet 73
That time of year thou mayst in me behold
When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang
Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,
Bare ruined choirs where late the sweet birds sang.
In me thou see’st the twilight of such day
As after sunset fadeth in the west,
Which by and by black night doth take away,
Death’s second self, that seals up all the rest.
In me thou see’st the glowing of such fire,
That on the ashes of his youth doth lie
As the deathbed whereon it must expire,
Consumed with that which it was nourished by.
This thou perceivest, which makes thy love more strong,
To love that well which thou must leave ere long.
The actress Billie Dove, googled
Cornet
The answer can be found at www.jamesbest.com
Psychohistory, the discovery of universal laws of human behavior on a large scale. As an analogy, although the movement of any one gas molecule is unpredictable, the behavior of a large number of molecules is predictable. Psychohistory applied similar principles to human behavior.
According to Johnny Black, you should buy a paper doll. Yikes. Googled.
One is half-cream, half milk. The other is oral followed by intercourse.
“Sounds to me like y’all are a couple of bookies.”
“I told you he’d understand!”
And they made a lot of money by buying and selling frozen concentrated orange juice. Or was that selling and buying?
What two characters sing “Some Enchanted Evening” in the musical?
Nellie Forbush and Emile de Becque. Googled.
Who was the first person legally prohibited from being elected to a third term as US President?
Eisenhower. The 22nd amendment was ratified in 1951, so it wouldn’t have applied to Truman. Eisenhower was elected in 1952 and took office in 1953. The amendment applied to him.
b=4+(b/2). b=8.
The block weighs eight pounds.
Hiawatha’s mother was Wenonah, his father was the west wind Mudjekeewis. Wenonah’s mother was Nokomis, Daughter of the Moon Nokomis. Hiawatha’s grandmother was Nokomis.
[Paul Anka]
To stop those monsters 1-2-3
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble free
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee…
[Lisa]
Guarantee void in Tennessee!
[All]
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
He really was supposed to be an apprentice to a pilot. But Ruth was hard of hearing.
He was apprenticed until his 18th birthday. Too bad he wasn’t apprenticed until he was 18 years old.
Into how many distinct shapes can four cubes be joined, assuming that each cube may be attached to another only full-face to full-face?
Eight. X’s are cubes, x’s are cubes with a cube stuck on above, .'s are added to preserve formatting
XXXX
XX
XX
X.
XX
.X
XXX
.X.
XX
X.
X.
xX
X.
Xx
X.
xX
.X
Ralph and Richie’s friend Potsie – what was his actual first and last name?
…And introducing Anson Williams as “Warren Weber”…
What honorable Bond actress’ character name might suggest she owned many cats?
The question seems to ask for the character name, but actually asks for the actress’s name. Since Maud Adams’ name doesn’t have the “honor” angle, Octopussy is out. The actress credited with playing Pussy Galore was Honor Blackman.
“I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a BRAAAAAR!”
49. What classic ballet positions are just grand, and what do they look like?
A grand plie is when you flex your knees all the way, as opposed to a demi plie where you flex your knees a little. And a grand jette is a big jump.
Apologies for stealing your answers lemur, but, its part of the game.
Right back at ya! Of course, this would make us tied, and we’ve posted the exact same answers only you’ve posted them first. So it seems that the first person to get the Qui Tam/Mikado reference and figures out the one error (assuming the answers below are correct), wins the game.
3. What is the area bounded by y = 3x^2, x=5, and y=0 ?
124.9
9. I own St. James, Tennessee, New York, Kentucky, and Indiana. You land on New York and then roll a 4. What’s the total rent I get?
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22. In brief, what the heck was the problem with cell thirteen?
It had an old plumbing system.
31. What’s the total resistance in an electrical circuit containing a 2-ohm resistor, a 3-ohm resistor, and a 6-ohm resistor all in parallel?
1-omh
Lsura: 9
Ryle Dup: 46
Lemur866: +2 (46 total)
You lied to me, Ryle! You Bastard!
I’ve no dog in this fight so can I suggest that the answer to question number 45 is seven because the last two shapes indicated in Lemur’s reply are essentially the same shape.
Also, a internet calculus gizmo gave me 125 for the integration question but it could have been rounding up.
I know nothing about circuits but plugging the resistances into the Ohm’s Law formula gives me 1.2.
I don’t think the two shapes are the same…they are mirror images of each other. If you make the shapes out of blocks, they are not exactly substitutable…they are optical isomers.
Resistance…the references I found state:
1/R = 1/R1 + 1/R2 + 1/R3…
So 1/R = 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/6
1/R = 1
R = 1
So the answer seems to be 1 ohm.
But you seem to be right about the integral. Therefore:
125
Lemur866: +1 (47 total)
Yeah, once I found an online integral site, and plugged it in, I realized I could have done it in my head if only I remembered freshman calculus from 15 years ago.
The integral of 3x^2 is x^3, obviously. x=5, so the area = 125.
Hmmm.
On reflection - no pun intended - I think I am wrong and Lemur is right about the number of shapes in question 45. I was assuming 7 was the right answer, but I am beginning to think I was wrong.
So it’s possible that Lemur is at 48, and anyone else that answered ‘8’ is +1 from the score I provided earlier.
Apologies for the bum steer on the resistance thing - somehow I managed to come up with 1/2+1/3+1/6=5/6, giving me 6/5 for the inverse, hence 1.2. Sorry again.
On the blocks question, after a bit of fiddling with balls of paper (as close to a cube as I can manage in my office), I’m coming around to Lemur’s point of view. At least I managed to hit one which was being marked incorrect.