Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead
Wonderful news…if you’re a Munchkin.
Bing Bong, The Bitch Isn’t Dead
That’ll please Elton John, I suppose.
Why are all sunglasses made for midget pinheads?
They’re the newest socioeconomic group with the greatest disposable income in 2006. Have you not seen all the recent commercials geared toward midget pinheads? Duh!
** Why do people stay in abusive relationships?**
Well, I keep hoping she’ll learn to keep her mouth shut, I do what she’s bloody well told.
(ok I’m going to hell for that one)
Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy - ok to lie to children?
it’s not okay for any fictional character to lie to children
Unsealed Bottle of Water Safe for How Long?
Well, if no one has taken a contract out on it, and it obeys the applicable traffic laws, I’d say the rest of it’s natural life.
How Will the United States End?
WIth an “S”. D’uh.
Where do all my hair-ties go?
With all the hairsuits, of course.
Why do people start smoking?
because things seldom just burst into flames without smouldering even a bit first
Please Date My Mother’s Gefilte Fish
Um, I’m sure it’s very nice, but it’s not really my type.
I’d post one for my new thread, but I’d be a tad biased. It DOES, however lend itself to much sarcasm. Have at it!