**Something makes me break out in hives–but what? **
If I were somewhere full of bees, I’d break out as fast as I could too.
** Fountain Pen Dopers: Wanna Do an Ink Swap?**
Oh look, a penful of someone else’s ink. My life is now complete.
** Teaching evolution; dealing w/ opposition. How?**
Address the arguments made by the other side and point out the flaws in them. Ya flunk Debating 101?
** Are used cribs dangerous?**
Well, if the previous occupant died of something catching, I’d beware.
** Is the rhinoceros beetle really the world’s strongest animal?**
Why not hitch one up to a bull African elephant and find out? :rolleyes:
** How long can you keep bread good in a fridge?**
Up to half an hour with the threat of being sent to the bottom of the stairs, but it doesn’t really have the attention span for anything longer.
** How long could a massively overweight person survive without food?**
Twenty minutes, tops. That’s how they got to be massively overweight in the first place.
** Any truth to Air Companies wanting to ease your final moment?**
Of course! Because if you died in a plane crash, and it hurt, you might never buy another ticket.
** So what do you know about outboards?**
You don’t have to pretend to be straight when you post on them.
** Anyone know about wierd sword things?**
You ask this on the Internet? You’ll get geek-stomped to death in nanoseconds.
** Should women rule the world?**
What, still?
** What if Reagan was assassinated 25 years ago?**
He’d have been dead.
** Are legislators really in a conspiracy to perplex the people?**
Of course not. Please report for processing immediate. [sub]fnord[/sub]
** Where Are All the Blond Nazis?**
Hiding out in a remote mountain in Bolivia, waiting for Hitler’s clone to grow. It’s taking longer than they expected.
** Why do people start smoking?**
Because you’re overheating them.
** Is American Idol The Only Way To Make It In The Music Industry Today?**
No, I believe fellating a record producer is as efficacious now as forty years ago.
** Would you allow your child to read/have Playboy magazine?**
They’d have to have a lot more Star Wars articles before my seven-year-old would be interested in it.
** ADHD people living abroad: Difficulties with meds?**
No, I just have to go to the pharmacy and – Ooh! Shiny!
** Could someone talk some sense into me, pls.?**
Sadly, education is only as good as the mind of the student.