Carrie came onstage again as Patsy Straightwoman, again met by great applause, and then she was joined by……ARTHUR SHAPPEY!
IN HIS ARTHUR SHAPPEY STEWARD’S UNIFORM!
ARTHUR SHAPPEY IS HERE ONSTAGE!
AS ARTHUR SHAPPEY!
The premise was that there had recently been a documentary about OJS, so Patsy Straightwoman was interviewing Arthur about it. She greeted him, he greeted her enthusiastically back. Then he corrected himself and said: “Oh, I mean –” and launched into a bunch of Arthur-speak (you know, in the vein of, “Please kindly allow myself to inform yourself, that…”) When Patsy told him it was okay to speak informally, he switched back into normal Arthur excited mode.
The interview was really well done: in the context of a sketch that was fun and joke-filled in its own right, John also slid in various nods and hint of what new canon (NEW CANON!!!) has happened since we left the Cabin Pressure crew at the end of the Zurich episode. I didn’t take many notes during this part, since I wanted to be wholly focused on the sketch itself, but here’s what I’ve got from memory:
At OJS, Douglas (whom Arthur always refers to as “New Skip”) and Herc are bumping along about as you’d expect. Their latest flights are San Sebastian and Trinidad and Tobago – as in, yes, the Cabin Pressure world has continued on through the alphabet of double-letter place names, after we last saw them flying off into the sunset, bound for Addis Ababa.
Yes, Carolyn and Herc are married! No, she didn’t take the name “Knapp-Shappey-Shipwright”…though New Skip definitely delights in calling her that. In fact, she dropped the “Shappey” from her name – glad to be rid of any vestige of horrible Gordon, one assumes. The audience reacted sadly to this (that Carolyn and Arthur no longer share a name). But Arthur enthusiastically declared that he wanted to drop the “Shappey” from his name too! But then it was pointed out to him that if he did that, his name would be just…“Arthur.” So he kept his old name after all.
Herc has moved in with Carolyn – and it was implied (by a line about “my old room”) that Arthur has moved out, though we don’t know where to! Yes, Finn McCool the Third the stuffed dead sheep is still with them. Generally he stays in one place (I think this was where the line about Arthur’s old room came in – that’s where they keep Finn McCool). Except when Carolyn is annoyed with Herc, in which case she puts Finn McCool in various unexpected places, to frighten him. The best one of these, apparently, was outside a window looking in. 
You know who isn’t married, though? Martin and Theresa. The audience reacted with devastation. No, but it’s okay! It’s just because of some long-winded complicated thing about how it turns out that Liechtenstein royalty can marry people who are not from Liechtenstein, and they can marry commoners – but they can’t marry commoners who are not from Liechtenstein. So Martin will need to get Liechtenstein citizenship. Which requires taking a citizenship test, a test of one’s knowledge of things about Liechtenstein. And you only have to get 60% or something on the test, but…have you met Martin? Martin will never be satisfied with getting 60% on anything! So currently he’s studiously learning everything about Liechtenstein. I imagine a Martin who’s determinedly memorising literally every fact about Liechtenstein is a happy Martin.
Arthur said he helps Skip study for the test by texting him spot-check revision questions. Like: “How many dogs are there in Liechtenstein? I mean, right now?”
The interview also, of course, included other fun Cabin Pressure references: like Patsy asking Arthur about Yellow Car. (“Now, for the possibly two people in the room who don’t know: How do you play Yellow Car?”)
The interview gradually got more bizarre – for example, Arthur said he’s no longer working at OJS. What??? Yes, now he’s a “polar bear scientist.” When Patsy asked him what aspect of polar bears he studies, he said “all of them.” She got really enthusiastic about that too, said how cool it sounded to be a polar bear scientist – and then they ended up switching roles, because Patsy never gets to answer questions, and Arthur thought it would be fun to ask them.
So it went on like that, getting a bit strange and off-kilter, and then… This was a big secret/spoiler, there was even a note up on the screen at the end of the show asking people not to mention it, so that other audiences throughout the course of the tour wouldn’t be spoiled, but I HOPE since the tour is now completely over that it’s okay to mention this? Anyway:
Douglas’ voice came over the intercom. Yes, secret voice cameo from Douglas!! He wanted to know what on Earth Arthur was doing in there. Apparently they were doing some kind of safety drill that was only supposed to take a certain number of seconds, and Arthur had been in the hold or wherever this was for something like 37 minutes. I think Douglas also made some reference to the Travelling Lemon, too – something like, “See if you find a lemon in there.”
Arthur said, “Coming, Skip!” and Patsy Straightwoman slumped down in her seat like a life-sized doll – the implication being that she wasn’t really there, and the whole interview/polar bear scientist thing was just something Arthur was daydreaming. He picked her up to carry her offstage…and there was a lemon taped to her back. 