Okay, try this one on for size. I was surfing the other day and I found this insanely conservative site: www.freespeech.org/shockingtruth and I nearly gagged upon the fingernail I was chewing. These sick religious bastards actually sell anti-masturbation devices, preach about how Brad Pitt is Satan (not totally, in my opinion, but close), and ban intellectuals, atheists, satanists, and most other religious minority out there.
These jerkoffs also sell books teaching young catholics how to correctly bully jews, muslims, etc. They are borderline Nazi…literally, as they portray Hitler as a misunderstood man of great integrity.
This deluxe item is used to eradicate lustful thoughts from the wearer. The helmet monitors brain waves and emits a nausea-inducing low frequency when sexual thoughts are detected. The wearer can be “tempted” with images of a sexual nature by looking into a visor (sold separately).
The perfect item to test whether your child is pure in thought.*
May I gently suggest that YOU’VE BEEN WHOOSED! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Get this page:
Arrange your son’s castration
Dr Martin Pew’s surgery is located on the island of St Egdums’, one of the few places where castration can be carried out legally. Dr Pew will castrate any boys under the age of 3 years, as if the operation is carried out at an older age the child could be traumatised and grow up disturbed by the experience.
We are aware that a plane trip to St Egdums’ would be arduous and expensive, so the BCC and Dr Pew have a created a special mail order service. All you have to do is to post your son to us in a specially prepared parcel available from the BCC and we will take care of the rest. Make sure you use plenty of bubble wrap and a generous amount of cotton wool. And don’t forget the air holes! It might also be an idea to mark you parcel “fragile”.
When the parcels arrive a team of nurses will look after your sons and they will undergo surgery at the earliest opportunity. All babies will be returned 28 days after the operation when they have had a chance to recover from the procedure.
The operation costs £900, which includes fees for looking after your son for up to 4 weeks. To arrange your son’s castration simply write to the BCC and request a free information pack which will explain the procedure in more depth. So don’t delay, write today!
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHETHER YOUR SON IS ELIGIBLE FOR A FREE CASTRATION
Rest of it’s pretty funny, too.
And here i always thought the Brits were liberal. I mean, just look at Prince Charles. Someone had to be liberal to keep him into the royal family after having an affair with that cow Camilla. It’s brit bashing time!!!
*The BCC reject all forms of racism unless they are constructive. In 1986 we lifted the ban on non-whites joining our organisation. We believe that the inferior races, though they should know their place, should be treated fairly and should not suffer the indignity of violence, verbal abuse and exclusion, unless of course this discrimination is justified…
…Nothing should be done to alleviate the suffering of the deserving poor. These evil people are being punished for their disobedience to God. They live in squalor because of their immoral lifestyles. The deserving poor include alcoholics, drug addicts, criminals, teenage mothers, Marxists, those being punished for the sins of their fathers and the work shy…
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Hilarious. Could it be a clumsy parody? Or a pair of nutty couples (2 Depsons and 2 Reillys account for all the office holders).
Dr Martin Pew’s surgery is located on the island of St Egdums’, one of the few places where castration can be carried out legally. Dr Pew will castrate any boys under the age of 3 years, as if the operation is carried out at an older age the child could be traumatised and grow up disturbed by the experience.
We are aware that a plane trip to St Egdums’ would be arduous and expensive, so the BCC and Dr Pew have a created a special mail order service. All you have to do is to post your son to us in a specially prepared parcel available from the BCC and we will take care of the rest. Make sure you use plenty of bubble wrap and a generous amount of cotton wool. And don’t forget the air holes! It might also be an idea to mark you parcel “fragile”. *
I dont think this site is serious, but it does a damn good job of pissing people off. Oh, and let’s try all three stereotypes, shall we. I’ll start. Brits are polygamists too…king henry the 8th had 6 wives…does that mean they;re mormon too?
** runforrestrun ** - I think you’ll find that Henry VIII (that’s how folks writ his name in learnin’ books) may have been around a little before The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Are you suggesting he was a mormon 330-ish years before the Church came into being ?
Also, although one could argue he did get through wive’s at a rate of knots, your suggestion of polygamy might surprise both historians and Henry himself given that he was only ever married to one woman at a time.
BTW, I now can’t tell if you’re intentionally parodying Bill and Ted or whether you’re just not terribly bright ?
