Really? Is any of this on the internet? If so, I wonder how I missed it. I’m only asking this for curiosity’s sake. She not my type.
Reese seems prudish? Hmmmm, I don’t know – everything I’ve read about her makes her seem like a strong, take-charge, shoots-from-the-hip kind of person, so I’d imagine she’d be pretty confident in the bedroom, too.
Oh, and to answer the question, none of the above. Pam’s fugly (and too used), Britney’s gotten ugly recently (unlimited partying takes its toll), and Reese is cute but kinda weird looking (although I love her acting). Plus, none of them have the ass and breasts (fakes don’t count) that I require for complete satisfaction.
While such comparisons are interesting, the girl at my local store is far better looking thjan any of the above.
Plus there aren’t paparazzi following her about!
Yesterday MrSkin dot com had a link to a pic of her in a *very *short skirt and no panties and when she sat down you could see that she shaves.
MrSkin puts up new news everyday, but the old news is still up for the week.
No, i didn’t know about that. Well, in the fantasy world where I am likely to hook up with Pamela Anderson, she doesn’t have hepatitis.
There are a series of recent pics of her (maybe 4) on a website that I probably shouldn’t name, showing her getting out of the passenger seat of a car driven by Paris Hilton. Brit doesn’t seem to be making any effort to hide herself, and the camera must have been about two feet off the ground. You can see all the way up to the C-section scar. I can’t check the MrSkin pics but I imagine they’re the same, or some of the same.
Another vote for Reese. Britney might do as a distant second choice but Pam I’d not touch.
Oh yes, Reese for sure. That leaves Ryan available for me to…comfort, yea that’s the word I was looking for.
No, no, no. You misunderstand me. I said MORE prudish in the bedroom. As in, more prudish than Britney Spears and Pamela Anderson. Of course, that doesn’t take much. But what I meant was, if you want dirty whore, Reese ain’t it. The other two fit the bill perfectly, though.
BTW, this is the scariest thing I read on this board in a while. What wacko state gave Ms. Hilton a driver’s license? 
As for the vote, put me down for Reese at least until either Paula Patton or Gabrielle Union becomes available.
You might as well say that Bill Gates has more money than a homeless person.
My fiance and I both vote for Reese Whitherspoon.
She can join us anytime.
Why would Reese have to be vanilla in the bedroom? She might not be a ho but that doesn’t mean she can’t go wild within the confines of my imagination does it?!
Literally for the last four days, every single night she has flashed her crotch. She doesn’t like panties and, in one set, you can see EVERYTHING- lips, mound, C SECTION SCAR :eek:.
Perez Hilton.com is a gossip website that, if you back the last few days, has all the pictures.
Exactly. Most people make sex tapes (because they’re smarter than that) or flash their genitals at the paparazzi nightly (because they’re classier than that). That doesn’t tell you anything about their *private * proclivities.
It’s like playing fill in the blanks… “A lady in the street, and a _____ in the ___”
Reese may yet surprise us, anyways. Didn’t an Alyson Hannigan sex tape surface like 10 years after she made it? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Since Reese is the only one of the three who can act, if you asked her to pretend to be a dirty whore, she could probably do it.
I gotta go with Reese two. Total no-brainer.
I’m old, and this sounds so much like the setup for one of Johnny Carson’s Karnak jokes.
But the best I got is “What are a slut, a mutt and a nut”, which just shows comedy writing is hard.
It’s not actually her though. Just someone who looks like her a bit.