U Am No Drunk?!
VBut aftr 3 tries at least dog the right forz
And a very happy St. Patrick’s day to you as well. Hope you’re feeling all right tomorrow morning.
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Maybe, but I’ve never actually been in the market for a washing machine.
You’re ingesting a new breathalyzer? I think the results might be a little different than you expect.
I don’t think you’ll ever live this down, BTW. 
Two words: monkey butler.
Two more words: Shoehorn butterhorse.
I miss Homer.
Best. Thread. Ever.
I miss Homer too. Wonder what he’s up to.
I’m sure we all know why this one is closed. (But if it helps: no drinkey-drinkey and posty-posty.)