BT, I am all Jargoned out

There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Team’, Gary.

I think it’s time we de-emphasize Gary.

Agreed, he should re-zone to an input plateau.

…you in the patient care services delivery…

Client wellness outcome vector, you mean?

It appears you haven’t quite grasped the whole ‘iTeam’ paradigm here.

Only from a real-time perspective.

Going forward, I still think that we should re-evaluate Gary’s added value to our team’s long term corporate morals, at this point in time. Currently.

I’m multi-tasking in this timeframe Coldfire, perhaps you could allocate the resource?

I’m a little resource-constrained at present while unbundling my mission-critical metrics and transitioning to a frictionless architecture. Still, once I’ve unleashed my 24/7 leading-edge holistic deliverables I’ll be white-hot to pick up a more collaborative experience model.

( oh hell, just use this! )

Enabled multi level throughput by means of clickable link - Coldfire

Bugger.

Be sure to pencil-in a timeslice crusoe; we’ll do lunch, let’s interface our diaries.

Cheers, Coldfire.

Mangetout, I’ll get my scheduling executive onto that scenario.

Wow, that’s a lot of back-end delivery…

Good catch, Rodd.

Could you please dialogue stat with particlewill? Maybe he’ll get with the program if it doesn’t just come from legal.

Yeah, why don’t you guys take this offline while we re-shuffle our prioritizations. Also, Humble Servant, I’ve put your Client Awareness program from “FREEZE” to “MILDLY THAWING”.

Excellent! That’s vision, Coldfire. With your ability to directly impact poster response anomolies, we could really upshift the CA program to marquis status. How does “Co-Chair” sound to you?

If I may just input some focus here, I personally and on a very real level would like to sincerely extend some top-dollar grade ‘A’ thanks to everyone for their ongoing participation here today. My feeling is that we pulled together within a team-centric framework to achieve a positive synergy via which we were able to share our realworld perspectives, develop our comfort-zone outreach potential, and optimise our power-purposing outlook with a real sense of now-thinking praxis.

I believe this freestyle ‘groupthink’ workshop mode has facilitated very real stategic progress towards our inner motivational goals, and delivered authentic re-profiling of our shared paradigms. Many of you provided synapse fuel for the challenges we face ahead, and are clearly comitted to an empowerment-based path based on trust circles, now-for-next visualisation and free think-trading. This is all to the good. Well done us! Let’s share one last group touch, then chant our power mantras of success. Then can we please all put our clothes back on leave quietly by the exit to your left.

I’ve been out of the loop for 24 or so; can sombody bring me up to speed?

To: Straight Dope taskforce team
From: Og, C.E.O.
Re: Poster dialogue

OG SORT RUBBISH!
OG CURRENTLY IMPLEMENT WASTE DISPOSAL PROGRAM BY PLACING STRATEGIC PROCESS LANGUAGE SELECTIONS WITHIN PERIMITER OF WASTE RECEPTICLE.

CC: Clthulu, C.I.O.
Coldfire, National Socialist poster management manager in charge of hamster resource allocations

BT have come up with that?!? Wow! And I thought that that “mobile phone in a tooth” thing they just announced was advanced.

It’ll certainly revolutionize public interaction:

“Excuse me, but my crotch is ringing” <zzzzip>

There are, however, an “Eat” and a “Me”.