Yes, it’s a Skaldthetical, though the premise isn’t fantasy and there probably won’t be a poll. (I reserve the right to change my mind at the last second.) If you don’t like these, I understand the Super Bowl is in a few days, and there’s probably a thread about a reality tv show open somewheres.
Today’s story is about Lauren, an attractive fortysomething businesswoman living someplace in–well, let’s say Vermont, since I can’t spell Connecticut. Lauren is managing partner of a firm that owns and operates a dozen inns scattered about New England. She owns 46 percent of the firm; the remaining shares are divided among her six partners, one of whom is Melissa. Melissa used to be a professional chef (she and Lauren started the first inn together), but she gave that up when she and her husband Jackson had the third of their fifth children. The two ladies are the best of friends; when they were both single, Lauren often joked that they were lesbians who always kept their clothes on.
A few nights ago, Melissa showed up at Lauren’s door in tears. She had horrible news: Jackson is leaving her for another woman. Melissa doesn’t know her name–only that Jackson says that Melissa is much older, fatter, and duller than his new girlfriend. She left the house crying.
After a while Melissa, exhausted, falls asleep. That’s when Lauren’s husband tells her that he thinks he knows who the other woman is: Sharon, the current manager the first of Lauren’s inns. He’s seen Sharon and Jackson together a few times, and though it was never anything overt, something about their interaction seemed inappropriate to him, and at least once the two parted hastily as soon as they noticed him.
The next morning, without consulting any of her partners, Lauren goes to the inn Sharon manages for a private meeting with her. “Quick question,” she says. “Are you having an affair with Jackson?”
Sharon hesitates, then says, “Yes I am. We’re in love.”
“Thanks for being honest,” Lauren says, handing over a check. “Here’s your pay for this month, plus two months’ severance. You’re fired.”
Sharon protests. This isn’t fair, she insists. She’s gotten glowing performance reviews for the last two years; the last time they spoke, Lauren called her the best manager the inn had ever had, including herself. Her affair with Jackson is a personal matter; it shouldn’t cost her her job.
Lauren isn’t having any of it. “Your job is to be my right arm,” she says. “I have to trust my right arm, and I don’t trust you any more. I certainly don’t like you. Get out.”
Is what Lauren did unethical in your view? Unwise? Why do feel as you do?